Glee quotes
931 total quotesKurt: There is no way I'm playing a transvestite in high heels and fishnets and wearing lipstick.
Santana: Why, cause that look was last season?
Santana: Why, cause that look was last season?
Kurt: There's a burgeoning Facebook campaign that has swelled to over FIVE members. Their ardent demand? That this week, at the fall homecoming assembly, the McKinley High School Glee Club perform a number by -- wait for it -- Ms. Britney Spears!
Kurt: They weren't speaking to each other. Not even pass the non-dairy creamer.
Kurt: This is outstanding!
Rachel: Blaine Warbler, I am going to rock your world. [kisses Blaine for a long time]
Kurt: Okay, I think we've seen enough.
Rachel: [stops kissing Blaine] Your face...tastes awesome. I think I just found a new duet partner!
Rachel: Blaine Warbler, I am going to rock your world. [kisses Blaine for a long time]
Kurt: Okay, I think we've seen enough.
Rachel: [stops kissing Blaine] Your face...tastes awesome. I think I just found a new duet partner!
Kurt: Trust me on this. I've been planning weddings since I was 2. My Power Rangers have gotten married and divorced in so many combinations it's like they're Fleetwood Mac.
Kurt: We all just looked at the top ten list for showcase and we all just went numb. And then Jesse just kept going on and on about how Rachel and Finn's kiss was what cost us nationals.
Blaine: While I do understand passion I do think that was unprofessional. Sorry keep going.
Kurt: And then we get back to the hotel, and Santana loses head.
Flashback:
Blaine: While I do understand passion I do think that was unprofessional. Sorry keep going.
Kurt: And then we get back to the hotel, and Santana loses head.
Flashback:
Kurt: We all know that I'm more popular than Rachel, and I dress better than her.
Kurt: We get it Mr. Schue. Everyone still hates us. So what? So we're plankton on the high school food chain. The only difference now is that none of us really care.
Kurt: What do boys taste like?
Brittany: Usually dip��sometimes, it tastes like burgers. Or my armpits ... kissing my armpits is a really big turn-on for me.
Brittany: Usually dip��sometimes, it tastes like burgers. Or my armpits ... kissing my armpits is a really big turn-on for me.
Kurt: What exactly going on?
Blaine: The Warblers. Every now and then they throw an impromptu performance in the senior commons. It tends the school shut down for a while.
Kurt: Wait. The Glee Club here is kind of cool?
Blaine: The Warblers are like rock stars.
Kurt: [opens his eyes wide]
Blaine: Come on. I know a shortcut. [took Kurt's hand and started to run]
Blaine: The Warblers. Every now and then they throw an impromptu performance in the senior commons. It tends the school shut down for a while.
Kurt: Wait. The Glee Club here is kind of cool?
Blaine: The Warblers are like rock stars.
Kurt: [opens his eyes wide]
Blaine: Come on. I know a shortcut. [took Kurt's hand and started to run]
Kurt: Whereas I'm spending my summer composing Pip Pip Hooray, the Broadway musical about Pippa Middleton.
Sam: I have no idea who that is but it sounds totally awesome.
Sam: I have no idea who that is but it sounds totally awesome.
Kurt: Why did you pick me to sing that song with?
Blaine:: [nervously] Kurt, there's a moment you say, "Oh, there you are. I've been looking for you forever." [places hand on Kurt's] Watching you do Blackbird this week, that was that moment for me... About you. [pause] You move me Kurt. And this duet would just be an excuse to spend more time with you. [leans in and kisses Kurt, then sheepishly] We should... We should practice.
Kurt: [smiles] I thought we were. [kiss again]
Blaine:: [nervously] Kurt, there's a moment you say, "Oh, there you are. I've been looking for you forever." [places hand on Kurt's] Watching you do Blackbird this week, that was that moment for me... About you. [pause] You move me Kurt. And this duet would just be an excuse to spend more time with you. [leans in and kisses Kurt, then sheepishly] We should... We should practice.
Kurt: [smiles] I thought we were. [kiss again]
Kurt: Why don't you just run for student body president?
Brittany: I'm not smart enough.
Flashback:
Brittany: I'm not smart enough.
Flashback:
Kurt: Why hasn't Finn told me anything about this? We live together. I bring him a nice glass of warm milk every night just in hopes that we'll have a little lady chat.
Blaine: Warm milk? Really?
Kurt: It's delicious.
Blaine: Warm milk? Really?
Kurt: It's delicious.