Dexter quotes

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Vince Masuka: Hell must have froze over, because cops won't eat doughnuts anymore.

Vince Masuka: Need all the luck I can get. Got a crucifix up there, too.
Dexter: Because it did so much for Jesus?

Vince Masuka: Premium alcohol, all-you-can-eat buffet, plus high-class adult entertainment.
Dexter: [voiceover] Kill me now.

Vince Masuka: What are you working on?
Dexter: I, uh, found a gray hair. I was curious.
Vince Masuka: Oh, dude, I've totally done that.
Dexter: You're bald.
Vince Masuka: [points below belt]
Dexter: Oh.

Vince Masuka: Your victim was smothered. That's not opinion. That's science. And science is one cold-hearted bitch with a 14-inch strap on.
Debra: And he's back.

Yuki Amado: Oh, God, that really matters to you, doesn't it? Your cop friends � it's your whole life, them, the job, the shield. As far as I can tell, without that, you've got nothing. Except your, uh, treadmill.
Debra: [pause] Kind of a cunt, aren't you?

[At yoga with Rita]
Yoga Instructor: We are all strong warriors, all of us.
Dexter: [voiceover] This is absolutely, without a doubt, the worst moment of my life.
Yoga Instructor: Now, let's go into a little free-form yoga. Just let yourself dance.
Dexter: [voiceover] I was wrong. This is.
Yoga Instructor: See the dust dancing against the sunlight. Be as beautiful as the golden flakes of dust, Dexter.
Dexter: [voiceover] I could probably kill her before anyone realized what happened.

[Drinking coffee]
Quinn: Sugar is so much better than the artificial stuff, don't you think?
Dexter: I guess.
Quinn: Do you like milk or cream?
Dexter: Neither.
Quinn: Not exactly the chatty type, are you?
Dexter: No.

[In Miguel's office, playing PC shooting game]
Dexter: [voiceover] It's all about strategy. Out-maneuvering the opposition, bending him to your will.
Miguel: What are you doing in my office, Dex?
Dexter: Winning.