Dexter quotes
468 total quotes[After stuffing Paul into the trunk of his car]
Rita: Where were you?
Dexter: Taking out the trash.
Rita: Where were you?
Dexter: Taking out the trash.
[At the ice hockey rink]
Dexter: [voiceover] I knew he'd be back. It feels like Christmas morning. [approaches the body in net] Look at that, a miracle on ice. Stunning.
Angel Batista: You all right, Dexter?
Dexter: This is like a dream. [confused look from Angel] Standing on the home ice of the Miami Blades?
Dexter: [voiceover] I knew he'd be back. It feels like Christmas morning. [approaches the body in net] Look at that, a miracle on ice. Stunning.
Angel Batista: You all right, Dexter?
Dexter: This is like a dream. [confused look from Angel] Standing on the home ice of the Miami Blades?
[Dexter is staring off into space at a crime scene]
Dexter: [voiceover] I like to pretend I'm alone. Completely alone. Maybe post-apocalypse or plague ... whatever. No one left to act normal for. No need to hide who I really am. It would be ... freeing.
Doakes: Stop grinning like a fucking psycho and get back to work!
Dexter: [voiceover] I like to pretend I'm alone. Completely alone. Maybe post-apocalypse or plague ... whatever. No one left to act normal for. No need to hide who I really am. It would be ... freeing.
Doakes: Stop grinning like a fucking psycho and get back to work!
[Digging through Rudy's trash]
Dexter: [voiceover] At times like this, I wish the truth was more easily accessible and less ... ripe.
Dexter: [voiceover] At times like this, I wish the truth was more easily accessible and less ... ripe.
[Examining a jar of blood received in the mail]
Assistant: Maybe you should open it.
Dexter: What if there's an airborne toxin in here waiting to be released?
Assistant: I've got to wash my hands. [rushes past]
Dexter: So gullible. ... It's definitely blood.
Assistant: Maybe you should open it.
Dexter: What if there's an airborne toxin in here waiting to be released?
Assistant: I've got to wash my hands. [rushes past]
Dexter: So gullible. ... It's definitely blood.
[Finding the article of the massacre]
Dexter: No wonder I felt so disconnected my entire life. If I did have emotions, I'd have to feel this.
Dexter: No wonder I felt so disconnected my entire life. If I did have emotions, I'd have to feel this.
[In response to a description of the Bronco]
Dexter: Many times in life I feel like I'm missing some essential piece of the human puzzle. This is one of them.
Dexter: Many times in life I feel like I'm missing some essential piece of the human puzzle. This is one of them.