Dexter quotes

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Officer Gerard: Freedom's just another word for one more way to get fucked.

Pascal: I'm gonna need you to run some tests on this shirt.
Dexter: Is there blood?
Pascal: No blood.
Dexter: I'm really the blood guy.
Pascal: It's a smell. It smells like a woman.
Dexter: Which part?
Pascal: Who can identify this for me?
[Dexter looks outside the window and sees Masuka]
Dexter: Yeah, that's really Masuka's area. He's definitely your man.
Pascal: Thanks.

Pascal: Masuka, up front.
Masuka: [to Dexter] Oh no, it's that crazy witch.

Priest: I'm sorry for your loss.
Dexter: Thank you, father.
Brian: I'm not sorry.
Dexter: You're still here.
Brian: Never left.
Dexter: Yeah, you did. I killed you.
Brian: No. You just took my life.
Dexter: So, how do I make you go away?
Brian: Hm. Well, you could try doing what these people are doing.
Dexter: I'm not like them.
Brian: Well, if it helps, I can tell you that it's not your fault. What you did to me.
Dexter: I never said it was.
Brian: But you feel it.
Dexter: How do you know that?
Brian: It's human nature.
Dexter: I'm not human.
Brian: No. You're just fucked up.
Dexter: I need to let you go.
Brian: You think it's as simple as that?
Dexter: Nothing's simple.

Quinn: [referring to Lundy] Oh, well, if it isn't Special Agent Grandpa.

Quinn: Hey, uh, could we talk in private?
Debra: Yeah, go ahead.
Quinn: No I mean like, later, over dinner.
Debra: Why?
Quinn: What's the big deal?
Debra: That's what I'm asking you. You're being weird.
Quinn: You're being weird.
Debra: Okay, now you're being weird and stupid.

Quinn: This Dexter guy. First of all who the fuck is named Dexter? Did his parents know he was going to be a fucking egghead?

Quinn: You alright?
Debra: Three people are dead. Carlos Fuentes and two girls. No one's crying about Carlos.
Quinn: Because he's a scumbag.
Debra: Yeah, he's a scumbag that I shot and killed.
Quinn: And? What's the problem? Don't tell me that you feel bad about killing him.
Debra: I don't. That's the problem.

Quinn: [about Dexter´s report to 911] His wife just died; he's submitting a lab report.

Receptionist: Mr. Chase says he's been beefing things up.
Dexter: [voiceover] Well that's no surprise. Lumen and I have been knocking off his friends one by one.

Rita Bennett: Maybe we could just ... hang.
Dexter: Like a sloth. I can do that.

Rita: [about Paul] Fucking bastard!
Dexter: Only you could make those words cute.

Rita: [in her wedding dress] I feel like Cinderella ... except for the whole Disney-virgin thing.
Sylvia: Don't worry. No one will know Prince Charming knocked you up before the ball.

Rita: [on the phone] No, no. Calm is what I was thirty minutes ago. Pissed is what I am now.

Rita: [talking about the "Bay Harbor Butcher"] It makes me so angry that there's some monster out there scaring my son.
Dexter: [uncomfortable] I gotta go to work.
Rita: You know, I hope they catch him today. And I'm not a violent person, but I hope they'll hurt him. Have a good day. [kisses Dexter goodbye]
Dexter: [voiceover] Make up your mind.