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Maria LaGuerta: So then he must have already had the head with him in the front seat. Huh, that's weird. Why would he keep it there?
Dexter: I don't know. So he could use a carpool lane?

Maria LaGuerta: You know, someone, a good friend, actually, told me I had a big wall around me. I thought it made me a better cop. I don't think it did.

Masuka: [on Rita´s body] I've imagined her naked plenty times, but never like this.

Masuka: All together once again. One big happy family. Eh, Dexterino?

Masuka: Damn. Don't people just shoot each other any more?

Masuka: DNA report's from the coroner's office point to multiple perps.
Quinn: Do we have any names?
Masuka: No. What we do have are partial sequences from seriously degraded DNA. But the evidence confirms what we knew about Boyd Fowler; and also points with a high probability to Cole Harmon, Jordan Chase's head of security.
LaGuerta: As you know Cole Harmon was our original suspect in the case...
Dexter: [voiceover] Until I pointed them toward Boyd Fowler.
LaGuerta: He is now our main target again.
Dexter: [voiceover] A target you'll never hit. He's already been buried at sea.
[After the discovery of the DVD's showing the men raping and torturing the women, and looking at pictures of it.]

Masuka: Dude seriously, 86 the caffeine. You're freaking me out.
Dexter: I have places I have to be.
Masuka: I have places I have to be too. Not good places, but places.

Masuka: Eight confirmed.
Dexter: Eight confirmed? Here?
Angel: No. Here is just one.
Masuka: We're talking eight confirmed victims of the Bay Harbor Butcher.
Dexter: The Bay Harbor ... Butcher?
Masuka: That's what the press is calling whoever dumped those bodies off shore. Has a nice ring to it, no?
Dexter: Well, it's a little ... lurid.
Angel: Lurid and possibly wrong. Part of me's hoping they found the Ice Truck Killer's dumping ground.
Dexter: Tell me about it. Last thing Miami needs is another serial killer.

Masuka: He's got daddy's eyes.
Batista: ... and your penis size.

Masuka: I bet you this guy never expected his work to see the light of day.
Dexter: I bet you're right.

Masuka: I put her in a short skirt, so we could see her panties while she's falling.

Masuka: Keep your mind limber.
Dexter: I'm doing mental jumping jacks.

Masuka: Lead fucking investigator. Translation � everyone's bitch. I do have a life, you know.
Dexter: You do?

Masuka: Say it.
Dexter: ... You're my daddy?
Masuka: Sounds weird when you say it.

Masuka: The boss's watermelons look bigger on TV.
LaGuerta: The operative word is "boss" � show some respect.
Masuka: I thought I was.