Dexter quotes

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All Seasons
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Dexter: I come here to dump bodies, not beer bottles. Now I'm just a litter bug.

Dexter: I feel like a jigsaw puzzle missing a piece. And I'm not even sure what the picture should be.

Dexter: I go to stalk a killer, and I end up with a new car. How'd that happen?

Dexter: I have no idea what Hammer time is. Or how it differs from regular time.

Dexter: I have to focus. Tune everything out. If I don't, being linked to my beautiful bodies of work will be the least of my worries.

Dexter: I have to get to Jiminez, but a dead man tells no tales. A drunk, unstable woman very well may.

Dexter: I know the truth, because Harry always told me the truth. He had to, he was teaching me principles. A Code. He knew what I would become without it.

Dexter: I know what it is to want to re-balance an unbalanced world. But it's just unbalanced, Angel, that's it. Some doors should stay shut. You open it, it's too easy to walk through it a second time.

Dexter: I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask ... not just me. People think it's fun to pretend you're a monster. Me, I spend my life pretending I'm not. Brother, friend, boyfriend � all part of my costume collection. Some people might call me a fraud. Let's see if it will fit. I prefer to think of myself as a master of disguise.

Dexter: I never really got the whole superhero thing. But lately, it does seem we have a lot in common � tragic beginnings ... secret identities ... part human, part mutant ... [looking over at Doakes] archenemies.

Dexter: I promise, to be the very best husband, and father that I can be. [voiceover] A completely, utterly honest vow.
Season 4

Dexter: I really enjoyed our conversations, James. I lie to everyone I know. Except my victims, right before I kill them. It's hard to establish much of a rapport there. Sorry about the cage.

Dexter: I remember your first words: shoes. You were very girly once upon a time.
Debra: That's funny. I always remember my first words as being, 'Hurry the fuck up.'

Dexter: I think his little black book has a few blank pages.

Dexter: I want you know that you were right about my brother. There's something else. I killed him.
Camilla: [last words] It's good you did.