CSI: Miami quotes
646 total quotes[About her selling his car.]
Laurie Atherton: ...Say "hello"... to half. [Gives him a 100 dollar bill]
Nathan Atherton: $200? It's worth $200,000!
Laurie Atherton: So, a couple zeros off.
Laurie Atherton: ...Say "hello"... to half. [Gives him a 100 dollar bill]
Nathan Atherton: $200? It's worth $200,000!
Laurie Atherton: So, a couple zeros off.
[About putting together the non-melted components of the victim's computer.]
Cooper: So I frankensteined this little contraption together you see before your eyes. It's my little monster. It's kinda fitting for the case, don't you think?
Calleigh: Yes, it's very cute. In fact, I can't believe you put all of this together today; it took me a week to set up my TiVo.
Cooper: So I frankensteined this little contraption together you see before your eyes. It's my little monster. It's kinda fitting for the case, don't you think?
Calleigh: Yes, it's very cute. In fact, I can't believe you put all of this together today; it took me a week to set up my TiVo.
[About the feuding divorced couple.]
Tripp: I'll get a radio car.
Horatio: Frank, get two cars.
Tripp: I'll get a radio car.
Horatio: Frank, get two cars.
[About the victim.]
Ryan: Girlfriend? We thought she was your parents' personal trainer.
Nathan Atherton: Oh, she was. Until my mom caught them going out a few months ago.
Ryan: And your mother was very angry?
Nathan Atherton: Not really. She was too busy with the pool guy to care.
Ryan: Girlfriend? We thought she was your parents' personal trainer.
Nathan Atherton: Oh, she was. Until my mom caught them going out a few months ago.
Ryan: And your mother was very angry?
Nathan Atherton: Not really. She was too busy with the pool guy to care.
[After finding a second dead model.]
Alexx: Wow. Modeling is suddenly the most dangerous job in Miami.
Alexx: Wow. Modeling is suddenly the most dangerous job in Miami.
[After Ryan falls head-first on a corpse.]
Eric: You okay, Wolfe?
Ryan: I hate this case.
Eric: Yeah, tell me about it.
Eric: You okay, Wolfe?
Ryan: I hate this case.
Eric: Yeah, tell me about it.
[Eric feels insecure because he made a rookie mistake due to his brain injury, that may have cost them the case.]
Eric: I came back too soon.
Calleigh: All right, I'll go this one alone, but we can't make it without you.
Eric: I came back too soon.
Calleigh: All right, I'll go this one alone, but we can't make it without you.
[Eric hears something in a graveyard, turns out to be an animal. Ryan laughs.]
Eric: Not a word, Wolfe.
Ryan: Take it easy, Delko!
Eric: Not a word.
Eric: Not a word, Wolfe.
Ryan: Take it easy, Delko!
Eric: Not a word.
[Eric shares his experience after he got shot.]
Eric: Yeah. I didn't want to ask for anybody's help. I ended up making a few mistakes. But every day, it gets a little better. And it'll get better for you, too. Your friends and your family, they just want to be there for you. You're going to be okay, Jolene.
Jolene: I guess I'll have to be. Somebody stole my other option.
Eric: Yeah. I didn't want to ask for anybody's help. I ended up making a few mistakes. But every day, it gets a little better. And it'll get better for you, too. Your friends and your family, they just want to be there for you. You're going to be okay, Jolene.
Jolene: I guess I'll have to be. Somebody stole my other option.
[Frank stepped on a land mine. The bomb squad has just defused it.]
Tripp: Well, that's a helluva way to start the day.
Horatio: [chuckling] And it's only 8 o'clock.
Tripp: Well, that's a helluva way to start the day.
Horatio: [chuckling] And it's only 8 o'clock.
[Imitating the Marine Recruiter's motto "The competition keeps us frosty. It's the Marine Corps way."]
Ryan: That's okay. The challenge keeps us frosty. It's the CSI way.
Ryan: That's okay. The challenge keeps us frosty. It's the CSI way.
[In A/V, going over the beheaded driver's footage.]
Cooper: Yeesh! I wish I could un-see that.
Calleigh: I'm sorry, can you play it again?
Cooper: Yeesh! I wish I could un-see that.
Calleigh: I'm sorry, can you play it again?
[The police arrive to stop the Athertons from wreaking their boat with a gun and a chainsaw and order Mr Atherton to put down his weapon]
Nathan Atherton: She's the one with the chainsaw!
Nathan Atherton: She's the one with the chainsaw!
[The victim had sex before she died, and Ryan's going to run a DNA sample.]
Ryan: I'll run it against the husband.
Alexx: All the parties on that block, honey, I'd run it against the entire neighborhood.
Ryan: I'll run it against the husband.
Alexx: All the parties on that block, honey, I'd run it against the entire neighborhood.
[The water heater from the burned house lands on Frank's car.]
Tripp: I just bought that car.
Horatio: You all right?
Tripp: Yeah. First it's a damn land mine, now it's a flying water heater. What next?
Horatio: Next, we catch a killer.
Tripp: I just bought that car.
Horatio: You all right?
Tripp: Yeah. First it's a damn land mine, now it's a flying water heater. What next?
Horatio: Next, we catch a killer.