CSI: Miami quotes

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Suspect: Clavo said he was gonna give me a hundred grand, I'd finally get to pay my car off.
Ryan: You put a bullet in my partner's brain. I don't give a damn about your car.

Suspect: I've been in the hot seat before.
Horatio: Then get comfortable.

Tony: I cut my losses, man. Kid didn't want to save his own life, I wasn't about to save it for him.
Horatio: You're quite a humanitarian, aren't you?

Travis: Wonder what it feels like to kill a person?
Horatio: Well, you're in luck.
Travis: Why?
Tripp: A police officer died in that van, makes you guilty of felony murder.
Horatio: So, how does it feel?

Tripp: [About two witnesses who are talking too much.] Hey, hey, hey, shut up! You sound like a bunch of busted leafblowers!

Tripp: First murder on the books in this part of town, not what you bargain for when you buy your chunk of the American dream.
Horatio: And then your dream becomes a nightmare.

Tripp: Is this Jason Billings' boat?
Cole: Yes, it is. Is he in some kind of trouble?
Tripp: Not anymore. He's dead.

Tripp: Looks like vigilantes took it upon themselves to be the guy's judge and jury.
Horatio: Judge, jury and executioner.

Tripp: Take Tweedledee and Tweedledum here for a ride.

Tripp: Yogi over there is one big-ass bear.

Valera: Heard someone died twice today. Freaky.
Eric: Yeah, but I know somebody killed twice today.

Yelina: Always looking out for me, huh?
Horatio: And I always will.

[A body has disappeared from the morgue, and another left in its place.]
Alexx: Well, I still don't understand how my body put another body here and then left the morgue.

[A body is missing from the morgue.]
Ryan: You know, what I want to know is how Ed got up and got out of here without anyone seeing him.
Alexx: Hey! My staff isn't trained to watch the living. I'm more interested in how he got in.

[About believing in the "curse."]
Ryan: Well, ehh...there's a dead guy walking around there, I suffered temporal paralysis and then there was some spontaneous combustion over there...and all that since we brought...this thing here, so I would have to say yes, Santeria definitely had something to do with Alyssa's death, sure.