CSI: Miami quotes
646 total quotesCalleigh: [To Thomas Woodward, a suspect.] Water puts you on the murder scene. Evidence puts your hands on her neck.
Calleigh: A killer is a killer.
Ryan: You really believe that?
Calleigh: Personally, no. Professionally, yes. And I'm still on the clock. Wanna ask me again in an hour over a beer?
Ryan: You really believe that?
Calleigh: Personally, no. Professionally, yes. And I'm still on the clock. Wanna ask me again in an hour over a beer?
Calleigh: Broken fruit bowl. Looks like there was a fight.
Ryan: Or it could be sex. Haven't you ever pushed aside the dinner plates to get some?
Calleigh: Could you focus on the task at hand, please?
Ryan: Or it could be sex. Haven't you ever pushed aside the dinner plates to get some?
Calleigh: Could you focus on the task at hand, please?
Calleigh: He's trying to make them believe that there's blood on your hands.
Horatio: [Turning his hands over to reveal a bloodstain from Dresden] Ah, but Calleigh... there is blood on my hands.
Horatio: [Turning his hands over to reveal a bloodstain from Dresden] Ah, but Calleigh... there is blood on my hands.
Calleigh: Injuries say violence, husband says sex. Hopefully we can figure out which is true.
Ryan: Well, that's a fine line with some people.
Ryan: Well, that's a fine line with some people.
Calleigh: My advice... talk to her once as Eric Delko.
Eric: And then?
Calleigh: Talk to her again as a cop.
Eric: And then?
Calleigh: Talk to her again as a cop.
Calleigh: Pawn-shop guy said he wiped it down before he planned to move it. You know, no one wants to buy a dirty gun.
Eric: Well, there's pawn-shop clean and then there's CSI-clean.
Eric: Well, there's pawn-shop clean and then there's CSI-clean.
Calleigh: So you believe the Professor, that someone stole his car and then ever so kindly put it back?
Calleigh: Take your clothes off.
Johnny: What?! Why?
Ryan: Because we said so.
Johnny: [Points to Calleigh] Not in front of her, man. That's embarrassing.
Ryan: Hey, Delko had to piss in a cup because of you. So strip.
Johnny: What?! Why?
Ryan: Because we said so.
Johnny: [Points to Calleigh] Not in front of her, man. That's embarrassing.
Ryan: Hey, Delko had to piss in a cup because of you. So strip.
Cardinal Benedetti: I told you when you came to me those many years ago, with blood on your hands, that it's not about the life you took, but the lives you make different in the here and now. That's what God is judging you on.
Horatio: I know what my penance is!
Cardinal Benedetti: So why are you here?
Horatio: I need you to tell me.
Cardinal Benedetti: When you've done enough, Horatio, you'll know.
Horatio: I know what my penance is!
Cardinal Benedetti: So why are you here?
Horatio: I need you to tell me.
Cardinal Benedetti: When you've done enough, Horatio, you'll know.
Cooper: [About Erica Sykes.] She's hot.
Ryan: She's a case against the First Amendment.
Ryan: She's a case against the First Amendment.
Cooper: Don't tell anyone this, but I think she's got a thing for H.
Ryan: Cooper, are you writing a blog? I've got a suspect on ice!
Ryan: Cooper, are you writing a blog? I've got a suspect on ice!
Cooper: M. Boland is the only one who signed on today.
Ryan: Yeah, that's her husband. How did you know that?
Cooper: I'm a computer geek, Ryan. It's what I do.
Ryan: Yeah, that's her husband. How did you know that?
Cooper: I'm a computer geek, Ryan. It's what I do.
Delko: H...It's our move.
Horatio: We're going to Brazil.
[last lines of the season]
Season 5
Horatio: We're going to Brazil.
[last lines of the season]
Season 5