CSI: Miami quotes

646 total quotes



Claudia: I love him, I'd die for him.
Horatio: Yes, but...would you kill for him?

CSI Accounting Tech: You aware that Al Capone was brought down by an accountant.
Calleigh: You bragging or d'you have something for me?

Dan, the insurance guy: People don't plan to fail, but they do fail to plan.

Darryl: I've got nothing to say.
Yelina: Thats very interesting since we haven't asked you any questions yet.

Elliott: Are you trying to bar us?
Horatio: Put it this way, I can make things very difficult for you.
Elliott: I won't forget this.
Horatio: I'm counting on it.

Eric [to IAB Rick Stetler] That's a bunch of psychobabble...crap.

Eric: Could death have been accidental?
Alexx: Maybe, but to leave a woman the way we found her, you've got to be guilty of something.

Eric: Shooting at his own guy?
Calleigh: The robbers turned on each other. It's not a team I'd want to be on...

Eric: There's a lot more than oil on these sheets.
Horatio: Are you running a prostitution ring here, Tommy?

Eric: They were counterfeiting their way into the American dream.
Calleigh: I guess they picked the wrong city, didn't they?

Eric: This guy, he took the expressway--16 stories down.

Eric: We'll start by confiscating your computers: hunting down your E-mail contacts. And then track your credit card purchases, club memberships, magazine subscriptions... Everything we need to do until all of you are rooted out. Because we never close!
Horatio: Ever!

Female Suspect: [About being scratched.] I have a cat, that's how they show affection.
Tripp: Pick up any habits from them?

Hagen: I always wanted to be someone's hero.
Season 4

Horatio: [About the speedboat shooting] Drive-by. Miami style.