CSI: Miami quotes
646 total quotesStella: Davey Penrod, how'd she get that?
Mac: It's New York. You think and it's news.
Mac: It's New York. You think and it's news.
Stella: Okay, fire code says there is a backdoor here, I can't seem to find it.
Doorman: [Turning and pointing.] Uh yeah...it's hidden.
Stella: [Smiling] Why don't you try unhiding it?
Doorman: [Turning and pointing.] Uh yeah...it's hidden.
Stella: [Smiling] Why don't you try unhiding it?
Stetler: Congratulations, you bagged the porn king, his lawyer and the killer, it's not a bad week's work.
Horatio: I guess it's not good for you, Rick, unless you've arrested any police officers.
Stetler: It isn't my job to be liked.
Horatio: Mission accomplished.
Season 3
Horatio: I guess it's not good for you, Rick, unless you've arrested any police officers.
Stetler: It isn't my job to be liked.
Horatio: Mission accomplished.
Season 3
Stetler: I suppose I owe you an apology.
Horatio (to Stetler): The man you owe an apology to... [Whispers.] ...just left the room.
Horatio (to Stetler): The man you owe an apology to... [Whispers.] ...just left the room.
Suspect Lawyer: Don't you just hate it when the truth doesn't suit you?
Horatio: Not yet it doesn't...Not yet.
Horatio: Not yet it doesn't...Not yet.
Suspect: Hey! So what happens to me?
Horatio: 20 years to life.
Suspect: 20 years for stealing counterfeit cash? The money isn't even real.
Horatio: Killing somebody was.
Horatio: 20 years to life.
Suspect: 20 years for stealing counterfeit cash? The money isn't even real.
Horatio: Killing somebody was.
Suspect: She took my job away, took my family. That bitch left me with nothing!
Horatio: She left you with a motive to kill her.
Horatio: She left you with a motive to kill her.
Suzie: Horatio...I told you, just because I slept with your brother, does not make us your problem.
Horatio: No, but it makes you my family.
Horatio: No, but it makes you my family.
Thugg-G: Yeah, you know, I did some major dirt back in the day, but it's in the past, you know, I did my time.
Horatio: And you're about to do some more.
Tripp: I'm pretty sure you're aware "10-Large" has a restraining order against you, Mr. G, and you violated it.
Horatio: Welcome home.
Horatio: And you're about to do some more.
Tripp: I'm pretty sure you're aware "10-Large" has a restraining order against you, Mr. G, and you violated it.
Horatio: Welcome home.
Wally Shmagin: Be careful with that!
Officer Everhart: Is that really Lizzy Borden's axe?
Wally Shmagin: That's right. Cost me fifteen grand.
Speed: Well, you should get your money back, because the real axe doesn't have a handle on it. It's on display in Fall River, Massachusetts.
Officer Everhart: Is that really Lizzy Borden's axe?
Wally Shmagin: That's right. Cost me fifteen grand.
Speed: Well, you should get your money back, because the real axe doesn't have a handle on it. It's on display in Fall River, Massachusetts.
Yelina: Ashley attended your party at this very office last night, she had champagne, ate caviar... And got strangled.
[A police officer is gunned down.]
Horatio: Let's call in all shifts. If they hit one of us, they hit us all.
Horatio: Let's call in all shifts. If they hit one of us, they hit us all.
[A robber is about to draw a gun on Horatio.]
Horatio: Don't do it! Don't do it!
[The robber draws the gun, and Horatio shoots him.]
Horatio: They never listen.
Horatio: Don't do it! Don't do it!
[The robber draws the gun, and Horatio shoots him.]
Horatio: They never listen.
[About different types of acrylic nails.]
Speed: All right, I should have known that.
Calleigh: Well, I would be scared if you did.
Speed: All right, I should have known that.
Calleigh: Well, I would be scared if you did.