CSI: Miami quotes

646 total quotes



Horatio: You say she married for love?
Calleigh: I know. Wonders never cease.

Jake Grant, a journalist: It's a list of names...
Horatio: Yes. In the last 12 months, Jake, 7 Hispanic girls and 5 black girls disappeared right here in Miami and not one of them made it to the front page.
Jake Grant: What's your point?
Horatio: What's my point? Make it your next story!

John Leary: Like I said, accidents happen.
Horatio: That's quite true, but so... so does murder.
[Eric and Speed are searching for evidence]'

Mac: She's reason enough a guy'd want Dad outta the way.
Horatio: And that is motive. In any state.

Magazine Editor: Murders sell magazines, Officer. Celebrity murders sell millions of magazines.

Officer: The guy who called this in?
Horatio: Yep. Our Good Samaritan just became a murderer.

Patrol Officer: Celebrity's part of the job, that's the difference between a patrol officer and a glorified trash collector.
Horatio: Is it part of your job tampering with a crime scene?

Patrol Officer: Yeah, she's a porn star.
Horatio: She is also someone's daughter...and that is what we'll focus on.

Pete Tolson: Hey, I did that guy a favor! He was a retard!
Horatio: Okay, Eugene might have a few things to overcome, I'll give you that, but you know what, Pete? You know what? At the end of the day, he just put you away for life.

Process Server: [Bringing a civil suit for the dead doctor, rings the bell] Dr. Carlos Garza?
Speed: He doesn't live here anymore.
Process Server: Where does he live?
Speed: He doesn't.

Rhonda Weber: ...Adrenaline is the purest rush there is. That's what I give people.
Speed: You gave Nikki Wilcox a toe tag.

Speed: [Carrying two heavy boxes.] You were supposed to meet me at the truck...
Eric: I figured you could use the exercise. It's good for you.
Speed: Thank you.

Speed: [To men harassing Cookie Devine.] Hey, why don't you guys take a walk.
1st Guy: What are you, her boyfriend? Lucky man.
2nd Guy: Yeh, buddy, hey, hey. How about you let us tap some of that... ha ha ha.
Speed: I'm serious. Get out o' here.
1st Guy: Why don't I kick your ass instead?
Speed: [Showing his gun and badge] How about I arrest you? For harassing this young lady. And interfering with a murder investigation. How about that?
1st Guy: No problem. We didn't mean anything, sir.
2nd Guy: Sorry, Officer.
Speed: Get lost.
Cookie Devine: Can I have your job? I got into the wrong business.

Speed: Amnesia, huh? That's pretty convenient...maybe she's got an evil twin we can interrogate.
Eric: Look, she has a concussion, memory loss is common.
Speed: It'll all come back to her once she gets an attorney.

Speed: Are you a religious man?
Horatio: After a fashion.