CSI: Miami quotes
646 total quotesHoratio: Mac, I have a 16-year-old girl who is suddenly without parents. I have promised her peace of mind.
Mac: I've got an officer's widow who'd like some answers. You got a deal.
Mac: I've got an officer's widow who'd like some answers. You got a deal.
Horatio: My name is Caine, Miami, CSI, I'm investigating a double-murder case.
Mac: Detective Mac Taylor, Crime Scene Unit, First Grade, I'm listening.
Mac: Detective Mac Taylor, Crime Scene Unit, First Grade, I'm listening.
Horatio: Revelations on Mike Griffith, Alexx.
Alexx: Yeah, the human body wasn't made to withstand bullets.
Alexx: Yeah, the human body wasn't made to withstand bullets.
Horatio: So you're saying that you left her alone, running for her life?
Dale Stahl: Yeah.
Horatio: And they say that chivalry is dead.
Dale Stahl: Yeah.
Horatio: And they say that chivalry is dead.
Horatio: Speed.
Speed: These mints were curiously strong, they have the same chemical makeup as the residues from the baggies at the scene... opioid analgesic.
Horatio: Painkillers? What about a brand?
Speed: Oxycodin, it's hillbilly heroin.
Speed: These mints were curiously strong, they have the same chemical makeup as the residues from the baggies at the scene... opioid analgesic.
Horatio: Painkillers? What about a brand?
Speed: Oxycodin, it's hillbilly heroin.
Horatio: That's an interesting shovel you have there, did you do some digging lately?
Steve: I planted a tree, Detective.
Horatio: Did you use a dead body as fertilizer, Steve?
Steve: I planted a tree, Detective.
Horatio: Did you use a dead body as fertilizer, Steve?
Horatio: Trail ends here... I want first bite at prosecution, as you know, Florida has the death penalty.
Mac: So does New York.
Horatio: Yes, but you haven't executed...since '76.
Mac: Politics.
Mac: So does New York.
Horatio: Yes, but you haven't executed...since '76.
Mac: Politics.
Horatio: What else did you take?
Patrol Officer: I took a hat, but that's it.
Horatio: I need that hat.
[The patrol officer hands Horatio the hat, it has some blood stains.]
Patrol Officer: Hey, it's just a hat.
Horatio: And that's why you're just a patrol cop.
Patrol Officer: I took a hat, but that's it.
Horatio: I need that hat.
[The patrol officer hands Horatio the hat, it has some blood stains.]
Patrol Officer: Hey, it's just a hat.
Horatio: And that's why you're just a patrol cop.
Horatio: Wow!
Yelina: Me and Stetler huh?
Horatio: When did that happen?
Yelina: He asked me out, I said yes, that's usually how it works.
Yelina: Me and Stetler huh?
Horatio: When did that happen?
Yelina: He asked me out, I said yes, that's usually how it works.
Horatio: You know what that is, Susie?
Susie: An antenna?
Horatio: That...is a gun barrel.
Susie: An antenna?
Horatio: That...is a gun barrel.
Horatio: You know, Alexx, there is nothing and then there is nothing! I'm gonna get this to trace!
Horatio: You know, Josh, the truth...has this funny, mysterious way of finding daylight... Book him!