CSI: Miami quotes
646 total quotesCalleigh: Is it as bad as it looks?
Horatio: It's actually worse than it looks.
Horatio: It's actually worse than it looks.
Calleigh: Leech saliva...
Alexx: Medical marvel, you know. It contains enzymes that expand your blood vessels.
Calleigh: Kind of like Viagra...
Alexx: Well, not quite. Unlike Viagra, it contains a mild anesthetic so you don't feel the bite...
Alexx: Medical marvel, you know. It contains enzymes that expand your blood vessels.
Calleigh: Kind of like Viagra...
Alexx: Well, not quite. Unlike Viagra, it contains a mild anesthetic so you don't feel the bite...
Calleigh: So, you gonna shave before you go to IAB?
Speedle: It's a polygraph test, not a portrait.
Speedle: It's a polygraph test, not a portrait.
Calleigh: Sometimes it's difficult to have family.
Horatio: Sometimes it's more difficult not to.
Horatio: Sometimes it's more difficult not to.
Calleigh: That smells good.
Eric: A little Café Cubano? (Grins) Puts some hair on your chest.
Calleigh: Don't you just say the sweetest things.
Eric: A little Café Cubano? (Grins) Puts some hair on your chest.
Calleigh: Don't you just say the sweetest things.
Calleigh: Why didn't he just sand the number all the way down?
Speed: I dunno, maybe it's a guy thing.
Calleigh: What, they'll add-on or cover up but they won't mess with the chassis?
Speed: You know what, you're scaring me.
Speed: I dunno, maybe it's a guy thing.
Calleigh: What, they'll add-on or cover up but they won't mess with the chassis?
Speed: You know what, you're scaring me.
Calleigh: You know, it's bad enough when you're in that awkward stage between boy and cold-blooded killer, but it's even worse when Grandma's kiss links you to the scene!
Coast Guard: What kind of boat are you looking for?
Speed: The kind that has blood in it!
Speed: The kind that has blood in it!
Detective Bernstein: No signs of forced entry.
Horatio Caine: Oh...I wouldn't be too sure about that.
Horatio Caine: Oh...I wouldn't be too sure about that.
Eric: Cute girls.
Calleigh: Yeah, they thought you were cute, too.
Eric: Yeah, What did they say?
Calleigh: They wanted to know if you had a younger brother.
Calleigh: Yeah, they thought you were cute, too.
Eric: Yeah, What did they say?
Calleigh: They wanted to know if you had a younger brother.
Eric: Hey, there's no way you're getting out of processing this hotel room with me.
Speed: Why would I try to do that? I love hotel rooms. Body fluids everywhere.
Speed: Why would I try to do that? I love hotel rooms. Body fluids everywhere.
Eric: I heard radioactivity can cause temporary infertility.
Speed: So, you and your girlfriend are temporarily in luck...
Eric: Yeah, or permanently screwed!
Speed: So, you and your girlfriend are temporarily in luck...
Eric: Yeah, or permanently screwed!
Eric: Like Capone's vault... empty.
Horatio: Those are your eyes talking. Look harder.
Horatio: Those are your eyes talking. Look harder.