CSI: Miami quotes
646 total quotesRyan: Oh, you've got an alibi.
Ryan: [to Calleigh] He's got an alibi.
Calleigh: We love alibis.
Ryan: [to Calleigh] He's got an alibi.
Calleigh: We love alibis.
Ryan: She's a pretty good actress!
Calleigh: She's not that good. She only does Reality TV.
Calleigh: She's not that good. She only does Reality TV.
Ryan: So what are we going to do with our high-school girl?
Calleigh: Give her detention.
Calleigh: Give her detention.
Ryan: So you're not mad? 'Cause I heard we had a really big fight today.
Calleigh: [Smiling.] Don't believe everything you hear.
Calleigh: [Smiling.] Don't believe everything you hear.
Ryan: There's a lot of blood.
Calleigh: Two holes in the chest will do that to you.
Calleigh: Two holes in the chest will do that to you.
Ryan: These lasers are dividing the whole house in half. The court ordered it until the divorce was final.
Horatio: Welcome... to divorce... of the future.
Horatio: Welcome... to divorce... of the future.
Ryan: What do you think I should I do?
Natalia: Short term: get away from the cameras, and long term: you're just gonna have to decide what your own priorities are.
Natalia: Short term: get away from the cameras, and long term: you're just gonna have to decide what your own priorities are.
Ryan: Wow! So it takes two CSIs to process someone these days. You guys must be more desperate to get me back than I thought.
Ryan: You know, I was starting to miss this place.
Calleigh: [Smiling.] Don't let him fool you, we're all very excited to have you back here.
Calleigh: [Smiling.] Don't let him fool you, we're all very excited to have you back here.
Ryan: You know, Mathis may have made our jobs easier, he's OCD.
Eric: [Grins.] Sounds like someone I know. So where would you keep a nitrous oxide canister?
Ryan: [Thinks for a moment, looks in a shoe box, where he finds it.] Bingo!
Eric: Twisted minds think alike.
Eric: [Grins.] Sounds like someone I know. So where would you keep a nitrous oxide canister?
Ryan: [Thinks for a moment, looks in a shoe box, where he finds it.] Bingo!
Eric: Twisted minds think alike.
Sniper: Don't you wanna know why?
Horatio: You just killed four innocent people. You're evil. You enjoy death. I hope you enjoy your own.
Horatio: You just killed four innocent people. You're evil. You enjoy death. I hope you enjoy your own.
Speed: [Carrying two heavy boxes.] You were supposed to meet me at the truck...
Eric: I figured you could use the exercise. It's good for you.
Speed: Thank you.
Eric: I figured you could use the exercise. It's good for you.
Speed: Thank you.
Speed: [To men harassing Cookie Devine.] Hey, why don't you guys take a walk.
1st Guy: What are you, her boyfriend? Lucky man.
2nd Guy: Yeh, buddy, hey, hey. How about you let us tap some of that... ha ha ha.
Speed: I'm serious. Get out o' here.
1st Guy: Why don't I kick your ass instead?
Speed: [Showing his gun and badge] How about I arrest you? For harassing this young lady. And interfering with a murder investigation. How about that?
1st Guy: No problem. We didn't mean anything, sir.
2nd Guy: Sorry, Officer.
Speed: Get lost.
Cookie Devine: Can I have your job? I got into the wrong business.
1st Guy: What are you, her boyfriend? Lucky man.
2nd Guy: Yeh, buddy, hey, hey. How about you let us tap some of that... ha ha ha.
Speed: I'm serious. Get out o' here.
1st Guy: Why don't I kick your ass instead?
Speed: [Showing his gun and badge] How about I arrest you? For harassing this young lady. And interfering with a murder investigation. How about that?
1st Guy: No problem. We didn't mean anything, sir.
2nd Guy: Sorry, Officer.
Speed: Get lost.
Cookie Devine: Can I have your job? I got into the wrong business.