CSI: Miami quotes
646 total quotesAlexx: Wound traces are shallow, the cuts almost seem... tentative.
Ryan: I don't think you can be tentative 8 times.
Ryan: I don't think you can be tentative 8 times.
Alexx: Yeah, you ranger boys love scaring us SoBe people, don't you?
Eric: Everybody's a comedian!
Eric: Everybody's a comedian!
Alexx: You're not even going to ask me why she slipped Dennis eye drops?
Calleigh: I'm a lawyer's daughter. I don't ask a question I have the answer to.
Calleigh: I'm a lawyer's daughter. I don't ask a question I have the answer to.
Allison Grady: A jury found him innocent.
Horatio: Never confuse an acquittal with innocence...
Horatio: Never confuse an acquittal with innocence...
Allison: Yes, I pressed the pillow against his face. No, I didn't kill him. He did, however, have an orgasm.
Anna: You really do believe all that protect and serve stuff, don't you?
Horatio: It's the only thing...the only thing that I know how to do.
Horatio: It's the only thing...the only thing that I know how to do.
Belle King: Did you know Horatio was the first CSI?
Horatio: He was... the what?
Belle King: In Hamlet. When Hamlet was poisoned and dying, he asked his best friend Horatio to tell the world who murdered him.
Horatio: He was... the what?
Belle King: In Hamlet. When Hamlet was poisoned and dying, he asked his best friend Horatio to tell the world who murdered him.
Benchley: I followed her to try to get some dirt, regain custody. You know, she's the crazy one.
Horatio: Yes, and now she's the dead one, Howard, so mission accomplished for you.
Horatio: Yes, and now she's the dead one, Howard, so mission accomplished for you.
Benchley: I was the only man for her.
Horatio: But she disagreed with you.
Benchley: She just needed convincing.
Horatio: So, in order to convince her, you killed her.
Horatio: But she disagreed with you.
Benchley: She just needed convincing.
Horatio: So, in order to convince her, you killed her.
Benchley: You won't believe me, but I didn't come to town to kill her.
Horatio: You're right, I don't believe you.
Horatio: You're right, I don't believe you.
Brady Jensen: [angrily to Erica] You're not a journalist--you're a jackal!
[Eric and Ryan are watching the news inside the lab]
[Eric and Ryan are watching the news inside the lab]
Brandon: April and I totally have each other's backs.
Ryan: And fronts, apparently.
Ryan: And fronts, apparently.
Brooks: You'd be surprised about how aware these kids are about their rights.
Horatio: No, I wouldn't.
Horatio: No, I wouldn't.
Bruno Gomes: I just set the table, okay? They decide to eat and guess what: that's not my problem!
Speed: Well, guess what? You got a dead girl on your hands, so it is your problem!
Speed: Well, guess what? You got a dead girl on your hands, so it is your problem!