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Horatio: This isn't over.
Clavo: Lieutenant Caine, the master of the obvious.

Horatio: Trail ends here... I want first bite at prosecution, as you know, Florida has the death penalty.
Mac: So does New York.
Horatio: Yes, but you haven't executed...since '76.
Mac: Politics.

Horatio: We are still missing a component: the Action Switch isn't here.
Speed: We covered that scene on our hands and knees, we covered it all.
Horatio: [Giving Speed a serious stare] Let me say it again: it's not here!

Horatio: We're looking for your friend with the demon mask.
Gabe: If I dime him out, that's minus, what, five hundred points?
Horatio: If you don't, it's 25 to life.

Horatio: What else did you take?
Patrol Officer: I took a hat, but that's it.
Horatio: I need that hat.
[The patrol officer hands Horatio the hat, it has some blood stains.]
Patrol Officer: Hey, it's just a hat.
Horatio: And that's why you're just a patrol cop.

Horatio: What's your interest in Kinkella?
DHS Agent: That's a "need to know."
Horatio: I need to know.

Horatio: Wow!
Yelina: Me and Stetler huh?
Horatio: When did that happen?
Yelina: He asked me out, I said yes, that's usually how it works.

Horatio: Yes, well, rule number one: never mess with Calleigh Duquesne, Rick!

Horatio: You give somebody enough rope, they might hang themselves.

Horatio: You have an ID on him, Alexx?
Alexx: No, not yet, I know he died with an empty stomach and a full bladder, strong smell of alcohol.
Horatio: Respiratory failure.
Alexx: Wouldn't be the first one to drink himself to death.

Horatio: You have quite a history too, which includes a rape charge.
Suspect: I was acquitted.
Horatio: Yeah, but that doesn't mean you're innocent, does it?

Horatio: You know what that is, Susie?
Susie: An antenna?
Horatio: That...is a gun barrel.

Horatio: You know, Alexx, there is nothing and then there is nothing! I'm gonna get this to trace!

Horatio: You know, even the best of families have bad apples.
Morgan Coleman: And the rest of us pay...

Horatio: You know, I'm confused, why did he attack you?
Suspect: If you find out, let me know.
Horatio: That'll be easy...Because you're going to be in a holding cell.