CSI: Miami quotes

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Clavo Cruz: You're not gonna catch me floating around in international waters, Caine!
Horatio: But you know what? I'm gonna catch you doing something...
Clavo Cruz: You're threatening me, Caine?
Horatio: That's not a threat. That's a guarantee!

Clavo: [To Horatio, pushing him to go into the bank.] Giddy up, cowboy. And get me a mojito while you're in there!

Clavo: Oh, I'm shakin' in my jumps now, H.

Clavo: You know what, my friend? You are a serious player! You could learn something from this man, Pop--he never gives up! And I love that about you, Caine.

Coast Guard: What kind of boat are you looking for?
Speed: The kind that has blood in it!

Cooper: [About Erica Sykes.] She's hot.
Ryan: She's a case against the First Amendment.

Cooper: Don't tell anyone this, but I think she's got a thing for H.
Ryan: Cooper, are you writing a blog? I've got a suspect on ice!

Cooper: I have a theory. You can tell a lot about a person by what they have on their MP3 player.
Calleigh: What d'ya got?
Cooper: With 5 Tori Amos albums on this thing, we're looking for a girl.

Cooper: M. Boland is the only one who signed on today.
Ryan: Yeah, that's her husband. How did you know that?
Cooper: I'm a computer geek, Ryan. It's what I do.

Cooper: So we have to collect oil samples from all these?
Eric: That's right.
[Cooper goes over to a bike, looks at in confusion.]
Eric: Problem, Coop?
Cooper: No, no, no problem.
Eric: You don't know where the oil cap is, do you?
Cooper: I'm just more of a four-wheel type guy.

Cooper: You know, it suits you.
Calleigh: What?
Cooper: Being boss.
Calleigh: It's temporary.
Cooper: Okay, Lieutenant Duquesne.
Calleigh: The payscale'd be nice though. Find me.
[Calleigh leaves the A/V Lab]

CSI Accounting Tech: You aware that Al Capone was brought down by an accountant.
Calleigh: You bragging or d'you have something for me?

Curt: [about to be arrested] You don't want your lab's dirty laundry out there, do you?
Horatio: [not impressed] Your offer is meaningless, just like you.

Dan, the insurance guy: People don't plan to fail, but they do fail to plan.

Daniel Marsh: [at first crime scene] This place is empty!
Horatio: Perfect place for a murder!