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I get it, I know. You promised her you weren't gonna be a spy, you know? So she clearly cannot know about our little rogue spy team that we're gonna start here outside of the government, secret to the spy world, team of two, army of one, highway to the danger zone, live free or die hard...
Buddy?
Yeah.
This is not the opening of a TV show. This is real life.
[As Sarah is defusing a bomb] Sarah, listen, I cannot die without you knowing that I accept you for who you are. Your weird unpacking habits, it doesn't matter to me. Nothing matters. I still love you.
You still love me?
Sorry, what? What? Did I? Those weren't the best last words, were they?
One of our agents was killed in Milan last night while he was tracking this woman: Sofia Stepanova. [Beckman flashes photos of a scantily clad Stepanova]
Heyo. Who do we have taking our surveillance pics? Because those are tremendous! Can you see the way...
[Sarah gives him a look]
What? No, no, no, no, I'm just saying, clearly...is she in a bathing suit? I didn't even notice that the first time.
We can all acknowledge that Ms. Stepanova is quite...fetching.
Colonel Casey, after the Yves St. Laurent incident, you will obviously have to sit this one out.
[quietly to himself] Stab one guy with a stilleto...
[Casey hits him with a tranq dart] I think my water just broke.
You're my home, Chuck. You always have been.
Chuck, unless you want Beckman to know that we're looking for your mom, we don't have the authority to interrogate Chandler.
Well, we don't have the authority to use the supply closet for what it is we use it for, but we do it anyway, don't we? She knows my mom.
Fine, but you can't just whip questions out to somebody like Heather Chandler. It's not gonna work. This needs to be a real interrogation.
Good cop, bad cop.
How about tough cop, silent cop?
Okie dokie, which one am I?
I just want you to know that I'm really sorry about the ring.
Marriage isn't about a ring. It's a lifelong commitment of compassion and understanding. Especially for your spouse's idiot relations. All is forgiven.
Maybe you're right. Maybe we aren't alike at all. Maybe you are capable of love, affection and vulnerability. I hope so. Chuck seems like a really nice guy. And he's really in love. Are you?
Goodbye, Heather.
The other night, when you repeated what Awesome said about us being next having kids. It scared me.
Okay.
And I wanted to tell you earlier but, um, I didn't. And I've thinking about it all day long.
And Heather kept poking the topic with a needle. You're nothing like her.
For a long time, I was exactly like her. And it took me a night in the guts of the building to realize that I'm not anymore. At all. And I don't want to be. But I do need to take things slow.
I'm not ready for parenthood either. One day, hopefully. But not now. Not yet, anyway. Who are we kidding? I'm barely on solid food myself.
You tell me "ready or not ready".
Okay.
We're on a trip. One of us forgets our toothbrush. Do we share?
I am ready to share your toothbrush.
Oh, oh, using the bathroom. Door open or shut?
Door shut! Always.
Preferably with the sink running or the radio on.
Yes.
Hello, Colonel Casey. Welcome to the new Castle override mainframe. How can I help you today?
You gotta be kidding me.
I'm sorry, could you repeat that?
Location of fire emergency override.
Did you say "hire nursery overhige"?
Why would I say "overhige", it's not even a real word!
[Sarah's calling Casey] He did just get shot in the leg, and is resting up. So he probably won't be available.
Casey. What do you need?
A little bored, Casey?
Dear God, give me something to do!
We are crap communicators.
What?
Why are we so afraid to talk about the whole ring thing, you know? I mean we're in love, you wear your teeth-bleaching system in front of me... We should be able to talk, no?
Well, in the meantime, let's keep going with the questions, heh? What are five words you'd use to describe your partner?
Brunette... Tall...
Mmmmkay, yeah, good, close. But what about like charming, terminally handsome, incredibly intelligent...
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