Castle quotes
215 total quotesEsposito: So... Castle's last case, huh?
Beckett: Mm-hmm.
Esposito: Ryan and I thought we'd do a little going away party.
Beckett: Yeah. Well, it's not like he's leaving forever.
Esposito: You sure about that? Why do you think he's been following you around all this time? What, research? The guy has done enough research to write 50 books. Look... whatever the reason is, I'm pretty sure it doesn't include watching you be with another guy.
Season 3
Beckett: Mm-hmm.
Esposito: Ryan and I thought we'd do a little going away party.
Beckett: Yeah. Well, it's not like he's leaving forever.
Esposito: You sure about that? Why do you think he's been following you around all this time? What, research? The guy has done enough research to write 50 books. Look... whatever the reason is, I'm pretty sure it doesn't include watching you be with another guy.
Season 3
Esposito: You know what I don't get? Who would steal a dead body?
Castle: Oh, plenty of people. Organ harvesters, cadaver-less med students, Satanists. [pause] Mad scientists looking to create their own monster.
Beckett: Or the guys who killed him might have left some evidence behind.
Castle: Boring. How about a spy having swallowed a microchip that the enemy spies murder him over before the CIA can get ahold of him?
Castle: Oh, plenty of people. Organ harvesters, cadaver-less med students, Satanists. [pause] Mad scientists looking to create their own monster.
Beckett: Or the guys who killed him might have left some evidence behind.
Castle: Boring. How about a spy having swallowed a microchip that the enemy spies murder him over before the CIA can get ahold of him?
Jessup: [Regarding his handcuffs] Hey, you guys mind if I take these things off? I'm starting to feel like a stereotype riding around in the back of a police car wearing them.
Beckett: Sure. Do you want my key?
Jessup: Nah, I got it. Thanks. [Undoes his handcuffs]
Castle: How did you do that?
Jessup: I've always been good with locks. When I was in the joint, I was thinking how can I take this and make it more productive, you know? So, I've been applying for locksmith schools, but, you know, they won't let me in on account that I'm a felon. Can you believe that?
Beckett: A felon who wants to be a locksmith. What could possibly go wrong there?
Jessup: You don't have to be mean about it.
Castle: Yeah. Wow.
[Beckett glares, beat, Castle relocated to back seat with Jessup]
Beckett: Sure. Do you want my key?
Jessup: Nah, I got it. Thanks. [Undoes his handcuffs]
Castle: How did you do that?
Jessup: I've always been good with locks. When I was in the joint, I was thinking how can I take this and make it more productive, you know? So, I've been applying for locksmith schools, but, you know, they won't let me in on account that I'm a felon. Can you believe that?
Beckett: A felon who wants to be a locksmith. What could possibly go wrong there?
Jessup: You don't have to be mean about it.
Castle: Yeah. Wow.
[Beckett glares, beat, Castle relocated to back seat with Jessup]
Jordan: What is he doing?
Beckett: He, uh, touches things.
Castle: Night vision goggles. Think I have the newer model though. Maybe in my third book, Nikki Heat will cross paths with a good looking yet cold-hearted FBI profiler. Call it Federal Heat. [Both Beckett and Jordan glare at him] ��Or maybe not.
Jordan: So how long have you two been sleeping together?
Beckett: Um, we're, we're not sleeping together. We, he just observes me.
Jordan: Yeah, I've seen the way he observes you.
Castle: No, she's right. Aside from my second wife, this is most sexless relationship I've ever been in.
Jordan: I've been profiling people for a long time. I'm hardly ever wrong.
Beckett: Well, this time you are. Wrong.
Jordan: So if you're not sleeping together, why do you keep him around?
Castle: You know I can hear you.
Beckett: He's actually proven to be surprisingly helpful.
Jordan: Huh, I'll take your word on that. [Sees Castle playing with a Taser ] Put. The Taser. Down.
Beckett: He, uh, touches things.
Castle: Night vision goggles. Think I have the newer model though. Maybe in my third book, Nikki Heat will cross paths with a good looking yet cold-hearted FBI profiler. Call it Federal Heat. [Both Beckett and Jordan glare at him] ��Or maybe not.
Jordan: So how long have you two been sleeping together?
Beckett: Um, we're, we're not sleeping together. We, he just observes me.
Jordan: Yeah, I've seen the way he observes you.
Castle: No, she's right. Aside from my second wife, this is most sexless relationship I've ever been in.
Jordan: I've been profiling people for a long time. I'm hardly ever wrong.
Beckett: Well, this time you are. Wrong.
Jordan: So if you're not sleeping together, why do you keep him around?
Castle: You know I can hear you.
Beckett: He's actually proven to be surprisingly helpful.
Jordan: Huh, I'll take your word on that. [Sees Castle playing with a Taser ] Put. The Taser. Down.
Kira Blaine: Of all the murders, in all the cities, at all the weddings, and you walk into mine.
Lanie: [amused] Girl, I'm gonna smack you! You work side by side everyday. He writes a sex scene in his book about you that had me reaching for ice water. Now, little miss bride shows up. Don't tell me you're not the least bit jealous.
Beckett: Oh, please. You've been inhaling too many autopsy fluids. [Beckett begins to leave the room.]
Lanie: Honey, just because you can't see whats goin' on [Voice escalates as Beckett starts leaving] doesn't mean everyone else doesn't see what's going on!
Beckett: [from outside the room, in a singsong] Shut up!
Lanie: [to Sophie, the corpse] Mm-hmm. I see it. You may not, but I do.
Beckett: Oh, please. You've been inhaling too many autopsy fluids. [Beckett begins to leave the room.]
Lanie: Honey, just because you can't see whats goin' on [Voice escalates as Beckett starts leaving] doesn't mean everyone else doesn't see what's going on!
Beckett: [from outside the room, in a singsong] Shut up!
Lanie: [to Sophie, the corpse] Mm-hmm. I see it. You may not, but I do.
Maddie: [To Beckett] You're hot for Castle. You wanna make little Castle babies!
Beckett: Maddie! He can hear us!
Beckett: Maddie! He can hear us!
Martha: Oh, Richard, darling, you're just in time. I made dinner. [Holds up a takeout container]
Castle: Mother, what are you doing here?
Martha: Oh, we're eating. You know, something families do a couple of times a day.
Castle: Mother, what are you doing here?
Martha: Oh, we're eating. You know, something families do a couple of times a day.
Martha: What if it doesn't work out? What if it does?
Castle: That's the cost of living.
Castle: That's the cost of living.
Rebecka: (uncontrollable sobbing) Ishoodhavestaydoutovitwhatwasithinkinggggg...
Castle: What did she say?
Beckett: What was I thinking, I should have stayed out of it. It's cry talk.
Castle: What did she say?
Beckett: What was I thinking, I should have stayed out of it. It's cry talk.
Ryan [about Beckett and Castle]: Do they know they're finishing each other's sentences?
Ryan: Beckett's a good cop. She can canvass and make googly eyes at the same time.
Ryan: Got an apartment up on four, and guess who's got the keys. [Jiggles them]
Beckett: [Snatches the keys] I do.
Beckett: [Snatches the keys] I do.