Jordan: What is he doing?
Beckett: He, uh, touches things.
Castle: Night vision goggles. Think I have the newer model though. Maybe in my third book, Nikki Heat will cross paths with a good looking yet cold-hearted FBI profiler. Call it Federal Heat. [Both Beckett and Jordan glare at him] ��Or maybe not.
Jordan: So how long have you two been sleeping together?
Beckett: Um, we're, we're not sleeping together. We, he just observes me.
Jordan: Yeah, I've seen the way he observes you.
Castle: No, she's right. Aside from my second wife, this is most sexless relationship I've ever been in.
Jordan: I've been profiling people for a long time. I'm hardly ever wrong.
Beckett: Well, this time you are. Wrong.
Jordan: So if you're not sleeping together, why do you keep him around?
Castle: You know I can hear you.
Beckett: He's actually proven to be surprisingly helpful.
Jordan: Huh, I'll take your word on that. [Sees Castle playing with a Taser ] Put. The Taser. Down.

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