Castle quotes
215 total quotesCastle [after seeing Alexis dressed maturely for work]: Did that ever happen to you with me? One day you look and see your boy all grown up?
Martha: I'm still waiting for that moment, actually.
Castle: ...I set you up for that, didn't I?
Martha: I'm still waiting for that moment, actually.
Castle: ...I set you up for that, didn't I?
Castle [Shows up in Beckett's apartment]I know what you would do if you won the lottery.
[He lets himself in].
[He lets himself in].
Castle [to Beckett]: That was pretty cool, the way you filled in the story there. I think I must be rubbing off on you... That sounded dirtier than I meant it.
Castle Definitely have to invite The Mayor, and all his campaign contributors...[He walks off towards the dining room]
Castle You would use the money to honor your mother's legacy. On the way over here I called the dean of your mom's old school and we talked about starting a scholarship in Johanna Beckett's name. One that will provides a full ride for students planning on dedicating their careers to those in the legal system without a voice, the kind of people your mom championed. And, with your blessing, I would like to host a fundraiser to fund it.
Castle: [About the body] That is so cool. Do you mind if I take pictures?
Lanie: Knock yourself out, but if any of them end up on the internet, I will hunt you down and hurt you.
Lanie: Knock yourself out, but if any of them end up on the internet, I will hunt you down and hurt you.
Castle: [About what he found about Beckett's mother] What was I suppose to do? Not tell her what I found?
Lanie: [Surprised] What you found?
Castle: Oh she didn't tell you, did she? Three people were killed the same way her mother was, right about the same time. One of them was a former law student of hers, another one a documents clerk, the third one a lawyer for a non-profit.
Lanie: Wait, the M.E. at the time didn't make the connection?
Castle: If he did, he buried it.
Lanie: Did you talk to him?
Castle: He died four years ago. So you see why I had to tell her.
Lanie: [Surprised] What you found?
Castle: Oh she didn't tell you, did she? Three people were killed the same way her mother was, right about the same time. One of them was a former law student of hers, another one a documents clerk, the third one a lawyer for a non-profit.
Lanie: Wait, the M.E. at the time didn't make the connection?
Castle: If he did, he buried it.
Lanie: Did you talk to him?
Castle: He died four years ago. So you see why I had to tell her.
Castle: [after getting pinched on the ear by Beckett because he was listening to her phonecall] Next time, put it on speakerphone.
Castle: [After Tasering a running suspect] See, I'm helping.
Jordan: Yeah, I'll buy you an ice cream later.
Jordan: Yeah, I'll buy you an ice cream later.
Castle: [Cuts himself while trying to cut a tomato] What's the difference between curse and clumsy?
Alexis: I'll get a bandaid.
Castle: Get two.
Alexis: I'll get a bandaid.
Castle: Get two.
Castle: [describing his character based on Beckett] She's going to be really smart, very savvy, haunting good looks, really good at her job...and kinda slutty.