Castle quotes
215 total quotesBeckett: *in a Russian accent* Sometimes when I am bored, I go to Glechik Cafe in Little Odessa and pretend to be Muscovite.
Esposito: Now that's kinda hot!
Esposito: Now that's kinda hot!
Beckett: [to Lanie who is examining a body in a tree] How's it going up there?.
Lanie: I got tree branches poking my boobs and a spotlight shining up my booty.
Esposito: Could be worse. You could be wearing a skirt.
Lanie: [pause] When I come down, Im'ma smack you.
Esposito: I'm looking forward to that.
Lanie: I got tree branches poking my boobs and a spotlight shining up my booty.
Esposito: Could be worse. You could be wearing a skirt.
Lanie: [pause] When I come down, Im'ma smack you.
Esposito: I'm looking forward to that.
Beckett: [to Ryan and Esposito]: Aren't you guys supposed to be running background checks?
Esposito: We are.
Ryan: On the bride. All day yesterday, I kept feeling like I'd heard the name 'Kira Blaine' before and then it hits me - the dedication of Castle's second book [points to cover of book] "A Rose For Everafter"
Esposito: [reading from book]: For Kira Blaine - you make the stars shine.
[Esposito and Ryan turn and grin at Beckett, who is staring at them]
Beckett: [pause] When I'm not here, do you guys braid each other's hair and debate who's the coolest Jonas brother?
Esposito: No. But it's totally Nick.
Ryan: Absolutely Nick.
Esposito: We are.
Ryan: On the bride. All day yesterday, I kept feeling like I'd heard the name 'Kira Blaine' before and then it hits me - the dedication of Castle's second book [points to cover of book] "A Rose For Everafter"
Esposito: [reading from book]: For Kira Blaine - you make the stars shine.
[Esposito and Ryan turn and grin at Beckett, who is staring at them]
Beckett: [pause] When I'm not here, do you guys braid each other's hair and debate who's the coolest Jonas brother?
Esposito: No. But it's totally Nick.
Ryan: Absolutely Nick.
Beckett: [Watching Castle on tv] Wow! Camera does really add ten pounds... to his ego!
Beckett: [written on a therapist's body] "Psycho the rapist your out of time"?
Lanie Parish: Looks like a patient lost their patience.
Castle: Also his command of grammar. "Your" should be You-apostrophe-R-E as in "you are." That's not even a tough one, not like when to use "who" or "whom."
Beckett: You really think that's the take-away here, Castle?
Castle: I'm just saying - whoever killed her also murdered the English language.
Lanie Parish: Looks like a patient lost their patience.
Castle: Also his command of grammar. "Your" should be You-apostrophe-R-E as in "you are." That's not even a tough one, not like when to use "who" or "whom."
Beckett: You really think that's the take-away here, Castle?
Castle: I'm just saying - whoever killed her also murdered the English language.
Beckett: Agent Shaw
Agent Shaw: Just writing you a note. Dunn is being transported to The Tombs, where he'll enjoy his stay in the Intensive Management Unit with the state's most dangerous criminals.
Becket: Well, he's getting his 15 minutes. It's what he wanted this whole time.
Agent Shaw: Yeah, but it'll be on our terms.
Beckett: I want you to know that I learned a lot from you on this one.
Agent Shaw: You did most of the heaving lifting. Honestly, the thing that impressed me most is that you came in with Castle.
Beckett: You know, some people would call that foolish.
Agent Shaw: You made a tough decision on your feet, used the resources at hand. I'd say that's heroic and somewhat poetic. In the end, Dunn did actually face Nikki Heat. She is, after all, part you, part Castle. He cares about you, Kate. You may not see it, you may not be ready to, but he does.
Beckett: Yeah, well, the situation with Castle is complicated.
Agent Shaw: Ah.
Agent Shaw: Just writing you a note. Dunn is being transported to The Tombs, where he'll enjoy his stay in the Intensive Management Unit with the state's most dangerous criminals.
Becket: Well, he's getting his 15 minutes. It's what he wanted this whole time.
Agent Shaw: Yeah, but it'll be on our terms.
Beckett: I want you to know that I learned a lot from you on this one.
Agent Shaw: You did most of the heaving lifting. Honestly, the thing that impressed me most is that you came in with Castle.
Beckett: You know, some people would call that foolish.
Agent Shaw: You made a tough decision on your feet, used the resources at hand. I'd say that's heroic and somewhat poetic. In the end, Dunn did actually face Nikki Heat. She is, after all, part you, part Castle. He cares about you, Kate. You may not see it, you may not be ready to, but he does.
Beckett: Yeah, well, the situation with Castle is complicated.
Agent Shaw: Ah.
Beckett: Guys. (all look)
Beckett: A man has been murdered here.
Castle: And... we are honoring his legacy.
Lanie: Hm. It's like Sex And The City, only with boys.
Beckett: A man has been murdered here.
Castle: And... we are honoring his legacy.
Lanie: Hm. It's like Sex And The City, only with boys.
Beckett: If you keep quoting Jordan, I'm gonna turn the radio way up. [Walks off]
Castle: [To Ryan and Esposito] Jealous.
Castle: [To Ryan and Esposito] Jealous.
Castle & Beckett: [Simultaneously] She's a taxidermist!
Lanie: It's so cute the way you two do that.
[Castle grins, Beckett rolls her eyes]
Lanie: It's so cute the way you two do that.
[Castle grins, Beckett rolls her eyes]
Castle: What?
Beckett: Nothing... it's just I'm so used to seeing you act like a 12-year-old all the time, it's refreshing to see you as a father.
Castle: It makes you want me, right?
Beckett: ...And there's the 12-year-old again.
Castle: Does he look like a killer to you?
Beckett: Everybody looks like a killer to me, Castle. Job requirement
Castle: Do I look like a killer to you?
Beckett: Yes, you kill my patience.
Beckett: Nothing... it's just I'm so used to seeing you act like a 12-year-old all the time, it's refreshing to see you as a father.
Castle: It makes you want me, right?
Beckett: ...And there's the 12-year-old again.
Castle: Does he look like a killer to you?
Beckett: Everybody looks like a killer to me, Castle. Job requirement
Castle: Do I look like a killer to you?
Beckett: Yes, you kill my patience.
Castle [after seeing Alexis dressed maturely for work]: Did that ever happen to you with me? One day you look and see your boy all grown up?
Martha: I'm still waiting for that moment, actually.
Castle: ...I set you up for that, didn't I?
Martha: I'm still waiting for that moment, actually.
Castle: ...I set you up for that, didn't I?
Castle [to Beckett]: That was pretty cool, the way you filled in the story there. I think I must be rubbing off on you... That sounded dirtier than I meant it.
Castle: [About the body] That is so cool. Do you mind if I take pictures?
Lanie: Knock yourself out, but if any of them end up on the internet, I will hunt you down and hurt you.
Lanie: Knock yourself out, but if any of them end up on the internet, I will hunt you down and hurt you.
Castle: [About what he found about Beckett's mother] What was I suppose to do? Not tell her what I found?
Lanie: [Surprised] What you found?
Castle: Oh she didn't tell you, did she? Three people were killed the same way her mother was, right about the same time. One of them was a former law student of hers, another one a documents clerk, the third one a lawyer for a non-profit.
Lanie: Wait, the M.E. at the time didn't make the connection?
Castle: If he did, he buried it.
Lanie: Did you talk to him?
Castle: He died four years ago. So you see why I had to tell her.
Lanie: [Surprised] What you found?
Castle: Oh she didn't tell you, did she? Three people were killed the same way her mother was, right about the same time. One of them was a former law student of hers, another one a documents clerk, the third one a lawyer for a non-profit.
Lanie: Wait, the M.E. at the time didn't make the connection?
Castle: If he did, he buried it.
Lanie: Did you talk to him?
Castle: He died four years ago. So you see why I had to tell her.