Jim: I love it when you talk crossword.

Jim: So, which one is "Keep it Together?"
Cindy: Oh, you know, it's the one about that uh, cute little orphan girl, Flipper.
Brenda: Mom, it's Skipper. And she's not an orphan anymore.

Katie Destable: So, I gotta ask, do you know any movie stars or kids of movie stars?
Brenda: Just Samantha Sanders' son.
Darla Hansen: Gosh, I guess he's pretty screwed up, huh?
Brenda: No, actually Steve's a really good guy.
Darla: He's not a snob?
Brenda: He's my brother's best friend.
Katie: Is he spoiled?
Brenda: No more than anyone else.
Jan Myler: Anyone from Beverly Hills, that is.
Katie: So, what kind of car does he drive?
Brenda: He drives a corvette. And my ex-boyfriend drives a Porsche. And most of my other friends drive BMW convertibles. They shop on Rodello Drive and they're all incredibly shallow, phony, and braindead. Are there any other stupid questions that I can answer?

Kelly: [talking about Dylan] Brenda, bring him. There's always room for one more cute guy.
David: Did you hear her say 'cute guy'?
Scott: [laughing] She wasn't talking about you!
David: You know, sometimes your negativity is overwhelming.

Kelly: [to Dylan] Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

Kelly: [waves to David] David!
David: My God, She's waving at me!
Scott: She must need something.
David: She needs me. She just doesn't know it yet.
Kelly: David, hi, um, listen. I really need you.

Kelly: And I'm sorry I called you pretentious.
Andrea: And I'm sorry I called you gossipy.
Kelly: It's ok. Sometimes I am.
[Group hug between Brenda, Kelly, Andrea]
Donna: [When left out of group hug] Well...well I'm sorry for not having more problems! But I plan to.

Kelly: Besides, what cute guy is gonna take an acting class?
Brenda: Kelly, can't you ever stop thinking about guys for one second? I mean, there is more to life!
Kelly: Sounds like it's that time of the month.
Brenda: Well, it is. And it isn't, if you know what I mean.
Kelly: What are you talking about?
Brenda: I'm five days late.

Kelly: Brandon, don't you think we'd make a great couple?
Brandon: I guess I don't. It's like...I know you too well or something.
Kelly: Well what if we were complete strangers?
Brandon: I'd probably be in love with you.
Kelly: Can't you fake amnesia or something?
Brandon: I don't know it just, it...feels like...you're another sister.
Kelly: That is probably the ugliest thing any guy has ever said to me.

Kelly: Brenda, how can you wear that costume?
Brenda: Well Kelly, you put one arm through one sleeve, and one through the other.

Kelly: Brenda, she said he had a cute scar, what do you think is gonna happen?
Brenda: Kelly, are you gonna do any homework this year?

Kelly: Dylan McKay, that's all we ever talk about! Did it ever occur to you that other people have relationships that they take seriously!?
Brenda: How can you even compare your problems with Jake who you barely even know to my problems with Dylan? I mean, you're not even up there with Donna and David!
Donna: What's that supposed to mean?
Kelly: That means that Brenda's being a self-centered little bitch!

Kelly: I can't just kiss a guy I've had a major crush on my whole life and pretend that it doesn't mean anything. ... I just don't know what.
Dylan: How bout, that we like each other?
Kelly: How bout, we were both feeling lonely and we went a little too far?
Dylan: I don't think you mean that. [he kisses her]

Kelly: I guess I was just being led by the heart.

Kelly: Listen, who would you rather be with: Dylan McKay or David Silver?
Donna: Look, Brenda, Dylan's a wonderful guy and you're gonna have a great time.
Kelly: And you brought protection, right? So there is nothing to be worried about.