Beverly Hills, 90210 quotes

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Dylan: Hey, did you bring your guitar?
Emily: Yeah, I did, it's in the living room.
Brandon: Oh, well go get it, we could use some music around here.
Emily: K.
Brenda: Oh great, a hootenanny.
Brandon: Brenda!
Brenda: Oh, excuse me. I didn't mean to be rude.
Emily: Yes, you did. In fact, it seems like you're going out of your way to be rude to me, Brenda.
Brenda: Well Em, why don't you just go get your guitar, and bring it back in here, and we'll all gather 'round and swoon.
Emily: Hey! You're the one that invited me to this party, remember? If you want me to leave, just ask, I'll be happy to oblige.
Brenda: Oh and disappoint your fans? I wouldn't dream of it.
Dylan: Brenda!
Brenda: Dylan, stay out of it. This is between me and Emily.
Emily: Geez! This isn't Beverly Hills, it's Knot's Landing! When I got to school they should have given me a score card instead of a class schedule, so I could keep track of everyone's boyfriends.
Brenda: Oh yeah, like that would have made any difference.
Emily: Oh, grow up, Brenda! You, of all people, should know what it's like to be the new kid in school! All I was trying to do was make friends. I shouldn't have bothered.

Dylan: Hi.
Brenda: Hi.
Dylan: I thought that was you, but didn't your hair used to be a little different?
Brenda: Yes, no, well maybe just a little bit. I hate this color, if that's what you can call it.
Dylan: It's not that bad.
Brenda: If one more person says that...
Dylan: It's not that bad!
Brenda: Don't all you guys out here have a thing for blondes? I mean, that's what you told Kelly.
Dylan: Blondes, brunettes, redheads... girls in tanktops... but, if you really hate that color, I, uh -- I have a friend who does hair and he owes me a favor.
Brenda: Well, I don't really hate the color. But maybe we should still go see him. For a second opinion, or something, don't you think?
Dylan: No problem.
Brenda: I like your butt...I mean your bike.
Dylan: Oh, well thank you. Hop on...my bike, that is.

Dylan: I don't do cameras.

Dylan: There's so much that we haven't done.
Brenda: I thought we've done everything.
Dylan: [laughs] I didn't mean that. I mean like...well, I haven't even taken you to my favorite surf shop, or to check out my favorite band.
Brenda: Going to a surf shop together is pretty serious stuff. You sure you want to take that major step?
Dylan: I think so.

Dylan: We better go before the porsche turns into a pumpkin.
Brenda: Do we have to?
Dylan: Yeah, it's either that or you call Jimbo and ask if we can stay down here another week.
Brenda: Ooh, adios Mexico.

Dylan: You can't have it both ways, Bren. The fact of the matter is you gave up any right to ask me questions about my sex life when you decided you didn't want to be a part of it.

Dylan: You got a nice home. A secure family. My mom is a looney tune and my dad is in jail for god's sake!!
Brenda: I know. I can't imagine how that must feel.
Dylan: You're right. You can't. You can't even imagine it. So who are you to come down on me about my negative attitude?
Brenda: Dylan I know you got a bum deal. But can't you look at what you have that is good?
Dylan: Like what?
Brenda: Like your friends. Brandon loves you, all the guys think that you're totally cool. I mean every girl I know would love to go out with you
Dylan: Every girl. But one

Emily: We'll just say we're another couple going as Brandon and Emily. Hey, just think how impressed they'll be with our masks.
Brandon: Well, I'm pretty impressed with your mask already.

Henry Thomas: See, no one's innocent, Walsh. All of us have been hurt.

Iris: [talking about Hawaii] It's a great place to drop your inhibitions, Jim, you know? Grow a beard, swim naked.
Jim: How...alternative.
Brandon: Oh, come on, Dad, let's do it, let's just drop out for a while.
Cindy: Couple of weeks in Hawaii doesn't sound bad to me right now.
Iris: It is a magical place, you should have seen Dylan when he was there, it even mellowed him out.
Dylan: It didn't mellow me out, I was bored out of my gourd.

Iris: You are a magical young lady.

Jackie: Doesn't that sound fun?
Kelly: No, that sounds totally excruciating.

Jackie: I can't be everything to everybody!!
Kelly: You don't have to be. But when you are drinking, mom, you are nothing. To nobody.

Jackie: My water just broke.
David: [looks at his watch] Oh man, I don't know if we can get a plumber this late.
Kelly: You idiot, she's going into labor!

Jackie: Someday I hope...you can be as proud to have me as a mother, as I am to have you as a daughter.