Brandon: [to Steve] Admit that you're a horse's ass.

Cindy: Dinner is almost ready.
Brenda: I'm too tired to chew.

David: Say goodnight, Donna.
Donna: Goodnight, Donna.

Donna: David, is that you?
David: No, it's Saddam Hussein.
Cast Luke Perry - Dylan McKay Jason Priestley - Brandon Walsh Shannen Doherty - Brenda Walsh Jennie Garth - Kelly Taylor Brian Austin Green - David Silver Tori Spelling - Donna Martin Ian Ziering - Steve Sanders Gabrielle Carteris - Andrea Zuckerman Carol Potter - Cindy Walsh James Eckhouse - Jim Walsh Joe E. Tata - Nat Bussichio Tiffani Thiessen - Valerie Malone

Donna: Don't look now, but you're standing under the mistletoe!
Dylan: Well, signed, sealed, delivered, I'm here... I'm yours.

Donna: Well, maybe somebody else has... the exact same porsche.

Katie Destable: So, I gotta ask, do you know any movie stars or kids of movie stars?
Brenda: Just Samantha Sanders' son.
Darla Hansen: Gosh, I guess he's pretty screwed up, huh?
Brenda: No, actually Steve's a really good guy.
Darla: He's not a snob?
Brenda: He's my brother's best friend.
Katie: Is he spoiled?
Brenda: No more than anyone else.
Jan Myler: Anyone from Beverly Hills, that is.
Katie: So, what kind of car does he drive?
Brenda: He drives a corvette. And my ex-boyfriend drives a Porsche. And most of my other friends drive BMW convertibles. They shop on Rodello Drive and they're all incredibly shallow, phony, and braindead. Are there any other stupid questions that I can answer?

Mr. Pitts: Uh, David, uh... what's with, uh, you and Donna and the old mattress mambo?
David: Well, I just want us both to share the intimacy of a real relationship.
Mr. Pitts: Wow. Wow, what a rap! Dr. Martin, Felice... you buy that?
Dr. Martin: Well, as a doctor I'm familiar with the hormonal drives of young adults... but I leave all the parenting to Felice.
Felice Martin: And I don't buy it. Call me old-fashioned, but... I don't believe in the motives of young men who wear earrings.
[David takes off earrings.]
Mr. Pitts: What earring? Look at this, the guy's willing to sacrifice for a shot at your daughter.
David: Dr. Martin, Mrs. Martin, I love Donna. Not just for her body, but for her mind.
Mr. Pitts: Woah.
David: And... if she has sex with me, I promise, I'll marry her.
Mr. Pitts: Woah, I think we've exposed some raw honesty, I'll tell you what... I'll spring for the condoms, what do you say, Felice?
Felice: Well, I guess in that case, it's alright! Donna, if you're listening, sweetheart... we give you our blessing to do the wild thing with David.