Arrested Development quotes

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Michael: Since when are you against leather?
Maeby: Yeah, you're not even a vegetarian.
Lindsay: Well, I'm not against the insides. I mean, people need meat to survive.
Michael: You are aware they don't remove it from the cow surgically, right?

Michael: Tell me the truth, okay? 'Cause there's been a lot of lying in this family.
Lucille: And a lot of love.
Michael: More lies.
Season 2

Michael: Tell you what. I'm going to give you the cash, but in return, I get to ask you for a favor sometime.
Gob: My gut is telling me no. But my gut is also very hungry.

Michael: What have we always said is the most important thing?
George Michael: Breakfast!
Michael: ....no. family.
George Michael: Oh right! I thought you meant in the things you eat.

Michael: You knew the whole time, didn't you?
George Michael: Well, sort of. One of the Hot Cops is my choir teacher.

Michael: You're just jumping right into this, huh?
Buster: That's what you do when life hands you a chance to be with someone special. You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mom says.

Narrator: Then, mistaking a group of garishly dressed men for pirates, Tobias boarded a van full of homosexuals.

Narrator: Tobias had intended to park the family's only vehicle at the airport parking lot, but was waved onto the tarmac instead, where he found a spot close to his gate.

Prison warden: You really think you can break out of my prison?
G.O.B: You won't even know I was here.
Narrator: The warden was intrigued-- Less about the stunt, and more about the prison beatings this brash magician was sure to receive.

Rollo: If you care about your brother, you'll get in this car.
Michael: Which brother?
Rollo: Gob.
[Michael leaves]

Steve Holt: Steve Holt!

Tobias: As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch.
Michael: Really? When did that start?
Tobias: Well, I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help.

Tobias: I'm afraid that this offer comes off the table at midnight.
Michael: That may be the worst bluff I've ever heard.
Narrator: Even the members of Gobias industries agreed on that one.

Wayne Jarvis: I shall duck behind that little garbage can.
Michael: Guy's a pro

Wayne Jarvis: I shall duck behind the couch.
Michael: What a pro.