Xena: Warrior Princess quotes
353 total quotesGabrielle: Did you ever notice that we never have a problem getting a table?
Xena: It's a mystery to me
Xena: It's a mystery to me
Gabrielle: Do you want to go back for the horse? It's bound to be a collectors' item?
Xena: Only if you're gonna pull it.
Gabrielle: Nah.
Xena: Only if you're gonna pull it.
Gabrielle: Nah.
Gabrielle: How did those guys come back from the dead?
Xena: Well... ever hear of Ares?
Xena: Well... ever hear of Ares?
Gabrielle: I just thought of something. You're a warrior princess and I'm an Amazon princess. That is going to make such a great story.
Gabrielle: I thought you said your brother was killed by Cortese...
Xena: No, that was my younger brother. Gabrielle, this is my older brother, Toris.
Gabrielle: Huh, you're full of surprises.
Xena: Toris has some surprises of his own. That's the mask of Cortese.
Toris: That's right. It's the only way I can get close enough to Cortese-- to kill him.
Xena: No, that was my younger brother. Gabrielle, this is my older brother, Toris.
Gabrielle: Huh, you're full of surprises.
Xena: Toris has some surprises of his own. That's the mask of Cortese.
Toris: That's right. It's the only way I can get close enough to Cortese-- to kill him.
Gabrielle: I'm great. I can't see but I'm good.
Xena: Try using both eyes.
Gabrielle: Oh, oh yeah that's better.
Xena: Think you can stand?
Gabrielle: You mean I'm not?
Xena: Try using both eyes.
Gabrielle: Oh, oh yeah that's better.
Xena: Think you can stand?
Gabrielle: You mean I'm not?
Gabrielle: No, no look, you promise me. If something happens to me, you will not become a monster. There's only one way to end this cycle of hatred, and it's through love and forgiveness.
Xena: Don't you go changing, Gabrielle. I like you just the way you are. Go get some sleep.
Gabrielle: No, no, you promise me.
Xena: I promise.
Xena: Don't you go changing, Gabrielle. I like you just the way you are. Go get some sleep.
Gabrielle: No, no, you promise me.
Xena: I promise.
Gabrielle: Once, a long, long time ago, all people had four legs and two heads. And then, the Gods threw down thunderbolts, and split everyone into two. Each half then had two legs, and one head. But the separation left both sides with a desperate yearning to be reunited, because they shared the same soul. And ever since then, all people spend their lives searching for the other half of their soul.
Gabrielle: Riding? That would mean Argo. No-- she doesn't like me.
Xena: She doesn't hate you. I thought you had a pony when you were young.
Gabrielle: I did. His name was Tympani.
Xena: Did you leave Tympani with your sister?
Gabrielle: No-- actually-- he got very sick one day, and-- why, I thought he would get better, but-- it's just what happens with things that you love. Sometimes they just leave you.
Xena: She doesn't hate you. I thought you had a pony when you were young.
Gabrielle: I did. His name was Tympani.
Xena: Did you leave Tympani with your sister?
Gabrielle: No-- actually-- he got very sick one day, and-- why, I thought he would get better, but-- it's just what happens with things that you love. Sometimes they just leave you.
Gabrielle: So, what's this Petracles like?
Xena: He's a warlord. He's an ambitious, ruthless, dominating, conniving lair. He'll say anything he can to get a woman to fall for him, and then once he has her, he uses her.
Gabrielle: So you've met.
Xena: We were to be married.
Xena: He's a warlord. He's an ambitious, ruthless, dominating, conniving lair. He'll say anything he can to get a woman to fall for him, and then once he has her, he uses her.
Gabrielle: So you've met.
Xena: We were to be married.
Gabrielle: Xena...
Xena: Yeah.
Gabrielle: I wanted to thank you for saving my life...again. You always seem to be doing that.
Xena: It was your decision to come back.
Gabrielle: How could I leave you? When we have so many wars to stop and despots to foil? You're going to need my help.
Xena: I couldn't do it without you, but you're gonna have to rest up for a while.
Season 2
Xena: Yeah.
Gabrielle: I wanted to thank you for saving my life...again. You always seem to be doing that.
Xena: It was your decision to come back.
Gabrielle: How could I leave you? When we have so many wars to stop and despots to foil? You're going to need my help.
Xena: I couldn't do it without you, but you're gonna have to rest up for a while.
Season 2
Gabrielle: You can't sweet-talk information out of me - wrong target.
Petrocles: Oh, I don't know. Some people consider me the king of sweet-talk.
Gabrielle: Well, hand over the crown, 'cause you just met your match. When I was five, I talked my parents into giving me my own pony.
Petrocles: When I was fifteen, I talked a warlord into giving me his army.
Gabrielle: I once talked a Cyclops out of his dinner. And I was the dinner.
Petrocles: I talked Xena into marrying me.
Xena: [far from both of them] Gabrielle, why don't you walk up here with me?
Gabrielle: You can keep your crown.
Petrocles: Oh, I don't know. Some people consider me the king of sweet-talk.
Gabrielle: Well, hand over the crown, 'cause you just met your match. When I was five, I talked my parents into giving me my own pony.
Petrocles: When I was fifteen, I talked a warlord into giving me his army.
Gabrielle: I once talked a Cyclops out of his dinner. And I was the dinner.
Petrocles: I talked Xena into marrying me.
Xena: [far from both of them] Gabrielle, why don't you walk up here with me?
Gabrielle: You can keep your crown.