Xena: It's impossible, i cannot be pregnant. If you weren't such a quack,you'd know that getting pregnant requires certain physical requirements that I haven't have for a long time... I'm talking a very long time. no one, zilch, zippo, I'm a love-free zone, therefore it is utterly impossible that I be UP-THE-DUFF! So what's you're diagnosis now?
Physician: Mood swings! (Xena lets him go and he falls over)
Xena: I thought so!
Physician: Mood swings! (Xena lets him go and he falls over)
Xena: I thought so!
Xena : It's impossible, i cannot be pregnant. If you weren't such a quack,you'd know that getting pregnant requires certain physical requirements that I haven't have for a long time... I'm talking a very long time. no one, zilch, zippo, I'm a love-free zone, therefore it is utterly impossible that I be UP-THE-DUFF ! So what's you're diagnosis now?
Physician : Mood swings! (Xena lets him go and he falls over)
Xena : I thought so!
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