Joxer: I've seen evil! I've changed my ways!
Jet: Brother, if you saw evil, you'd have to change your pants.
Jet: Brother, if you saw evil, you'd have to change your pants.
Joxer : I've seen evil! I've changed my ways!
Jet : Brother, if you saw evil, you'd have to change your pants.
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