Xena: Warrior Princess quotes

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Xena: Don't make me hurt you, Scabrielle.
Gabrielle: Alright, Eczema, what are you going to do, huh? You going to use your pressure points? Go on. Go ahead. Go for it. You can't touch me. C'mon. C'mon, you're really tough now Warrior Princess.

Xena: Don't tell me! That was HIM?
Gabrielle: 'Fraid so.
Xena: Remind me to have a talk with you about your taste in men.

Xena: Don't worry, I won't let anything happen to you without a fair trial.
Callisto: You know, there used to be a little respect mixed up in my hatred for you. But not anymore. Your petty scruples are embarrassing. As a villain, you were awesome. As a hero, you're a sentimental fool.

Xena: Even in death, Gabrielle, I will never leave you. You are the best thing that has ever happened to me. You gave my life meaning and joy. You will be a part of me forever.

Xena: Even in death, Gabrielle, I will never leave you.

Xena: Feeling any better?
Gabrielle: No, but I´ve gotten used to being miserable.

Xena: Find a way to make him presentable, and then we'll leave.
Joxer: Wait a minute. What did she mean, make you presentable?
Orpheus: She doesn't want me to look like you

Xena: Gabrielle couldn't save a cat in a sack without me.

Xena: Gabrielle wants to go to an Academy for Bards in Athens. Make sure she gets there.

Xena: Gabrielle! Monkey-Man, you bring her back! You know, you two are beginning to irritate me with these obsessions of yours and ... FISH DON'T JUST CATCH THEMSELVES!!!

Xena: Gabrielle, because of you, Rahl and Adiah now know that their daughter is alive and happy, and not dead like they thought. And because of you, Vanessa has two loving homes. And because of you, for the first time ever, there is peace between us and the Hor ... the Pomira.
Gabrielle: I did all that? And they call you the hero?
Xena: You wanna switch? Fine. You kick butt and I'll take notes.

Xena: Gabrielle, did you know that Joxer simply adores you?
Joxer: Could I speak to you privately?
Xena: He would crawl 50 miles on broken glass just to sweat in your shadow.
Joxer: Ixnay on the ovelay alktay!

Xena: Gabrielle, I'm entering a world of darkness I promised myself I would never return to. It's the only way I can see you again. My mind has lost its center. It's turning...turning...can't hold it...can't hold it...

Xena: Gabrielle, the Prince needs my help in Arcon. I'm going to go ahead, you go back to Piraeus and catch up with me when you can.
Gabrielle: Are you sure?
Xena: Sure I'm sure. Go on, make us both happy.
Gabrielle: Thank you.
Xena: Don't mention it.
Gabrielle: Okay
Xena: Well, when I say 'Don't mention it,' I mean...you can mention it. (Sulkily) It's just a figure of speech. You don't have to take it literally. It wouldn't kill you to maybe look back or something. Aw, rats. All right, Argo, it's just you and me.

Xena: Give it a rest, Gabrielle.
Gabrielle: No, not until you clean up your act, Xena.
Xena: Hey, I'm not the one with the fungus among us.
Gabrielle: Oh, yeah, that's poetic. Did one of your little bug friends whisper that in your ear?