Xena: Warrior Princess quotes
353 total quotesXena: "You're soft, like all the Olympians. You know, I killed all the others, Ares. But maybe I stopped too soon."
Xena: The great God of War can't even hurt a fly.
Ares: Xena, you came.
Xena: [catches fly] Lucky for you. That fly nearly had you.
Ares: Xena, you came.
Xena: [catches fly] Lucky for you. That fly nearly had you.
Xena: "That sword had better be for Ares' men. What Eve did to your people was unforgivable. But she is my daughter, and if anything happens to her while she's in your custody you'll have me to deal with, and trust me ... you're not ready for that."
Xena: (to and unconscious Draco) I'm sorry, sweetie, that hurt me a lot more than it hurt you. Sweetie? Did I say ‘sweetie'? I've never used that word in my life before ... oh, but he's so cute.
Xena: (Watching Gabrielle put on lipstick from red juice) What are you doing?
Gabrielle: Just highlighting perfection with some berry juice.
Xena: Yeah, looks good on you. Only they're not berries, they're crushed bugs I was using for bait
Gabrielle: Just highlighting perfection with some berry juice.
Xena: Yeah, looks good on you. Only they're not berries, they're crushed bugs I was using for bait
Xena: Am I getting to old for this?
(Talking about fighting as four soldiers rush her)
Xena: Nah. (Smiles)
(Talking about fighting as four soldiers rush her)
Xena: Nah. (Smiles)
Xena: And I wish you were here. It's hard to be alone.
Gabrielle: You're not alone.
Gabrielle: You're not alone.
Xena: Are you alright?
Ares: I've been hanged, swung over a fire and nearly shishkabobed on razor sharp spikes! How do you mortals get from day to day?
Ares: I've been hanged, swung over a fire and nearly shishkabobed on razor sharp spikes! How do you mortals get from day to day?
Xena: Autolycus became a thief to right a terrible wrong.
Gabrielle: I know, he told me. He stole everything from the man who killed his brother. He left him with nothing, just a broken man.
Xena: You see, that was Autolycus' defining moment. He'll always think of himself as a thief.
Gabrielle: I know, he told me. He stole everything from the man who killed his brother. He left him with nothing, just a broken man.
Xena: You see, that was Autolycus' defining moment. He'll always think of himself as a thief.
Xena: Borias was a very wise man. He found his way a lot sooner than I did. But I didn't kill him. I ordered him captured, unharmed, and I don't know what happened.
Xena: Congratulations, Lucifer, you just won the Deadly Sin Lottery with a perfect score of seven out of seven.
Xena: Did you tell her about the vision?
Najara: No, that would hurt her and I don't ever want to do that. That's your job.
Najara: No, that would hurt her and I don't ever want to do that. That's your job.
Xena: Don't confuse defending yourself with using a weapon. When you pull a sword you have to be ready to kill.