X-Men: Evolution quotes

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Storm: I'm a weather-witch, not a snow plow. I'm doing the best I can.

Storm: You look a little flush and the forecast isn't good.
(blows ice on him)

Toad: (about Scott) He stole that first place ribbon!
Rogue: You want that ribbon so bad? I'll pin it to your forehead.

Toad: (To Evan) Style, charisma... Toad's got it all, yo. So start shootin', already.

Toad: [chasing Nightcrawler] Come here, Wookiee boy! Come on, come over here, don't make me come up there, don't make me, oh, now you're starting to tick me off...

Toad: Hello, McFly!
(to Mystique, now a stone statue, as he raps on her head.) [a reference to the Back to the Future trilogy; Biff does this when he is annoyed with the McFlys.]

Toad: If you can't be cool, be feared. My momma always told me that!

Toad: Just the type of girl that makes a guy want to... brush his teeth.
(about Scarlet Witch, after she forcefully snubs him.)

Toad: Man, this bums, yo. Even the flies here think they're better than us.
Blob: Yeah. I don't even know what we're doing at school anyway.
Quicksilver: But we do know why Lance is here. He'd like to get a certain Kitty stuck in a tree. K-I-S-S-I....
[Quicksilver speeds away as Lance tries to hit him, causing him to hit Toad instead]

Toad: Never fear, people, the Brotherhood has arrived. We'll stop that runaway train.
Bystander: Yeah, but what about the other train?
Quicksilver: Uh... What other train?
Bystander: Radio says one's coming the other way carrying eight tankers of gasoline.

Toad: Oooh, beautiful and bad.
(at Scarlet Witch, after she hexes a number of pursuing troops.)

Toad:What is this, abuse the Toad day?

Train Driver: [to police officer, showing him Juggernaut in train] See, I told you. He jumped on at Roseburg and look at the size of him!
Officer: All right step on out here big guy! Nice and easy
Juggernaut: [sighs] You do not want to do this.
Officer: [takes his beating stick] Get out of there now and identify yourself!
Juggernaut: [puts on helmet] Hm, you want to know who I am? [gets up and jumps through roof of train car] Juggernaut! [pushes them aside and walks off]

Wolverine [after Nightcrawler attempts to get pancakes]: ELF! [sighs] How many times do I gotta tell ya? Ask and it'll get passed to ya.
Nightcrawler: Sorry. I didn't want to interupt you. [teleports back in his chair]
Wolverine: That's better. Now mind your manners. [passes the pancakes to Nightcrawler]

Wolverine: "Xavier's mental blocks just saved our lives."
Sabertooth: (To Wolverine) "Especally yours, Mesmero was telling me to push you off the mountain. Problem is; I'm still tempted."
Gambit: "Do me a favor, why don't you both jump off the mountain!"
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