X-Men: Evolution quotes

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Sabretooth: One shall fall by the other's hand. It's our destiny, and we can't change it.
Wolverine: I didn't know you went for that philosophy mumbo-jumbo!
Cyclops: [to Sabretooth] Hey, hairball! I got your destiny right here!

Scott: Come on, Jean!

Scott: It felt kinda right, didn't it?
Jean: What?
Scott: Us and them fighting alongside? Why can't they just stop drawing battlelines in the first place?
Jean: Well, it's like what Logan said, "You can't control the will of others."
Scott: Well, they'll come around. And you can be their conscience. You're pretty good at it.
Jean: (playfully pushes him) Oh... shut up ... (giggles a little bit)... even good guys need a nudge once in a while.
Scott: Jean, whenever you think I need it, nudge away.

Scott: It's really not so bad, Mrs. Daniels. Having special powers can be pretty cool sometimes.
Evan: Oh yeah! I'll tell you what, Shades! Let's see what you've got that's so cool!
Mrs. Daniels: Evan!
Evan: Sorry, Mom.
Jean: No really, it's okay. It's just that Scott's powers aren't really what you'd call 'indoor-friendly'.
Evan: Okay, whatever. Look, man. I like it right here and I'm not going to some home for freaks! Now if you'll excuse me, I've got some school stuff to take care of. (goes upstairs)
Mrs. Daniels: Evan!
Jean: Well, that went well!
Scott: Yeah. And I thought we were really making a connection there.
Mr. Daniels: I apologize for my son, Mr. Summers. He's obviously dealing with a lot right now. I'll talk with him.
Jean: (using her power) Hey! He's going out the window.
(The group sees Evan going off on his skateboard)

Scott: We've really got to work on our sales pitch!

Shadowcat (noticing Kurt holding a mistletoe above her head): Kurt! In your dreams!
Nightcrawler: All in the holiday spirit! (he closes his eyes and puckers his lips)
Shadowcat (standing up and running away): Kurt! Knock it off! (Nightcrawler chases her)
Nightcrawler: Come on, Kitty! Just one little kiss? Pleeaase? [Nightcrawler and Shadowcat run past Professor Xavier and Wolverine]
Professor Xavier: Ah, to be young again.
Wolverine: Yeah... glad that's over.

Shadowcat: (To Nightcrawler) "I think we're close. Why don't you go up and join the Professor? I'll look for the others."
Nightcrawler: (Regarding Colossus) And leave you alone with Steel Face? Forget it, he shouldn't be trusted."
Shadowcat: "Oh, he's not that bad, kind of a softy if you ask me. He's just so quiet."
Colossus: (After breaking throw a wall to regroup with them) "I, I grew concerned."
(Gambit, Sabertooth, and Wolverine just fended off a mental attack by Mesmaro)

Shadowcat: ... So? What does it need?
Nightcrawler: Something to wash out the taste.
[about the rubbery muffins Shadowcat made for Home Economics class.]

Shadowcat: (writing in letter) Finding a place to be alone around here is really a matter of timing. Sometimes you have to settle, like when Mr. Logan's around, but that's okay, because he doesn't want to talk to anybody. (she looks up at Logan)
Wolverine: What's the matter half-pint? Am I reading too loudly for ya?
Shadowcat: No, just enjoying how quiet it is

Shadowcat: Hello? Oh, Lance. Hey, I got it, Bobby! Get off the phone! Sorry. So what's going on? Oh. Yeah right, I can totally see us walking around the mall together. What makes you think I wanna- [Nightcrawler clears his throat; Shadowcats looks, gasps, and sees at a muscular Nightcrawler]
Nightcrawler: Hey, Kitty. How's it going?
Shadowcat: Uh, hey let me think about it. I'll call you back. (she hangs up and laughs) What have you done to yourself? [Nightcrawler walks over to her]
Nightcrawler: I've been working out. Can you tell? [his muscular form disappears back to his regular form] Oh bummer. [he walks out of Shadowcat's room; Shadowcat laughs]
Shadowcat: You shouldn't be messing with your image inducer, Kurt.

Shadowcat: How much do you know about the Redwoods?
Iceman: Only that they make great hot tubs.

Shadowcat: Ok, how do these taste after my last six batches?

Shadowcat: This is the real you, isn't it?! You're nothing but a hood!
Avalanche: Right. I'll never be good enough for you!

Spyke: As for you: threatening little girls? You're lucky I only damaged your car.
Duncan: Yeah? And you think I'm going to let you get away with messing up my ride?
Spyke: Well, I guess the question is: What are you going to do about it?
(Duncan's two companions run away in fear)
Spyke: Go ahead. Make the call. Spread the word. Tell them the mutants of Bayville are off-limits to hate crime, as of now.
(Spyke jumps into the sewers, shooting off two flaming arrows that blow up Duncan's car)
Duncan: (Into phone) Get me the police!

Storm: Evan, are you alright? I've been concerned about you lately. You know, about the things we've discussed before?
Spyke: Yeah, yeah, no problem Auntie O', everything's cool.
Storm: Evan, I saw what happened to you out there tonight; when you fell.
Spyke: Hey, it's no big deal; I got it under control. Ah... ATCHOO! [the sneeze causes him to spray bone spikes all over the locker room, narrowly missing Storm]
Storm: [Unfazed] Bless you.
Spyke: [Sniffs] Busted, huh?
Storm: Big time.