[After the X-Men defeat the Juggernaut and save the dam.]
Senator: Er... what did they just do?
Storm: What they were trained to do: use their powers for good.

[After Toad accidentally slips into the sink.]
Toad: EW! I touched soap!

[After Toad, blown into the mansion by Storm's powers, meets Nightcrawler for the first time.]
Toad: Whoa! What are you, some kind of ratty plush toy?
Nightcrawler: The name's Nightcrawler, and at least I don't reek like unwashed lederhosen.
Toad: You blue-furred freak!

[As Toad chases Nightcrawler through the mansion, the former hurling insults at the latter.]
Nightcrawler: As you say in America, "neener, neener, neener!"
Toad: That ain't gonna help you, boy!
Nightcrawler: You're so slow, you couldn't catch flies off a windshield!
Toad: Fight like a man!

[Boom-Boom is selected first for the simulated cliff rescue operation, with Nightcrawler as the victim.]
Boom-Boom: Yeah! Look out below! Boom-Boom's bombing in!
Nightcrawler: I'm going to die...
(Boom-Boom is lowered to Nightcrawler's position.)
Boom-Boom: Hey, cutie!
Nightcrawler: Hi. I have to know: are you insane?

[Cyclops and Nightcrawler are on a stake-out watching for the girls]
Nightcrawler: Blue Boy to Tracker One. Do you read? The pigeons are leaving the roost.
Cyclops: Kurt, I'm right here... and why are you talking like that?

[Cyclops and Rogue are sitting together rehearsing their script from Henry VIII.]
Cyclops: Do you like me, Kate?
Rogue: Pardonnez moi? I cannot tell what is "like me".
Cyclops: An angel is like you, Kate, and you are like an angel.
Rogue: The girls are right; you are a charmer.
Cyclops: Look, I'm just practicing the lines, okay?
Rogue: Yeah, I know, it's just that sometimes I wish...
Scott: Yeah, wish what?
Rogue: Wish I could get close to somebody, but you know what happens when I do!

[In the aftermath of the victory over Apocalypse.]
Professor Xavier: Thanks to you all, we have averted catastrophe. It was not without its price, however. But steel is forged through fire, and like it, we have been made stronger. We are prepared for what the future brings. I know this, because I have glimpsed it in the mind of Apocalypse. Many challenges still await us, but I saw some who have been our enemies become friends. And, with a heavy heart, I saw the dearest of friends become the most terrible enemies. I saw my X-Men grow and change. And, of course, I saw that some people never change. But one thing was clear - that no matter what awaits us, terrible or wondrous, the X-Men will always be there, ready. And of that, I am proud.

[Kitty had just walked away from Avalanche]
Avalanche: You can run, but you can't hide. Cause I'm gonna rock your world!

[Kurt & Kitty find that the plane they hid in is actually flying away.]
Shadowcat: Can you transport us to the ground?
Nightcrawler: Yeah, right. Like, picture this: bumpety, bumpety, bumpety, bumpety, SPLAT! Too high up and WAY too fast!

[The demons attack guests at the Bayville High Dance. One goes for Kurt and Amanda.]
Amanda: Kurt! Get us out of here!
Nightcrawler: How? We're trapped!
Amanda: Make us disappear! Hurry! I've seen you do it! Please!

[Wolverine and Nightcrawler escape from a pack of vicious reptilian demons in the "bamf" dimension.]
Wolverine: Well I'd say they were pretty hostile. Wouldn't you?

[Wolverine invades the Acolyte base and threatens Pyro.]
Wolverine: I'm looking for Gambit.
Pyro: Watch it, mate. You're wrinkling the uniform!
[Pyro forms a fiery dragon and uses it to attack Wolverine.]
Pyro: I'm real glad you dropped by, since I've been bored outta my skull!
[Wolverine eventually manages to destroy Pyro's flame-thrower, defeating the dragon. He then grabs Pyro.]
Wolverine: Where's you buddies?!
Pyro: Since Magneto's gone, Colossus bailed and went back to Russia, Sabretooth's out playing with a big ball of yarn somewhere, and Gambit didn't leave a note on the fridge.
[Wolverine slams him back into his chair and walks away.]

[Wolverine, Cyclops and Nightcrawler beat Sabretooth.]
Nightcrawler: Heh! We showed him. We are the X-Men!
Wolverine: I don't fight your battles. So don't fight mine. [storms off]
Nightcrawler: [to Cyclops] Ahh, he loves us.
Cyclops: Oh yeah, big time.

[Xavier and Apocalypse communicate telepathically.]
Professor Xavier: I am Charles Xavier.
Apocalypse: I know who you are.
Professor Xavier: Then you know I've merely come to talk. To discuss what you're planning, and--
Apocalypse: I have planned nothing. I am but an instrument of destiny.
Professor Xavier: But it's a destiny of destruction.
Apocalypse: The future came to me in that craft. I have embraced it, and merged with its technology so that I may lead the evolution of the human race.
Professor Xavier: The human race does not need your help.
Apocalypse: Hmmph! Since when has mankind ever known what it needs?
Professor Xavier: You have to know that somehow, you will be stopped.
Apocalypse: What I know is... it will not be by you.