(Nightcrawler, along with Shadowcat, teleports into an attacking helicopter.)
Nightcrawler: Hi! I'm Nightcrawler, and this is Shadowcat.
Shadowcat: And this is your weapons system.
(Shadowcat phases through the controls, short-circuiting them.)
Both: (Waving.) Bye!

[About letting Avalanche join the X-Men.]
Cyclops: Professor, I think this is a mistake. I know Lance; he wouldn't do this unless he wanted something.
Professor X: Yes, I agree. What he wants, is to be near Kitty.
Cyclops: But-
Professor X: I believe he's genuine about his feelings for her. And maybe, that's a good beginning. Now, let's give him a chance.
Professor X: Well, fortunaly,there's no official mention of the incident. The military must believe it was a UFO sighting, so they are, no doubt, covering it up.
Nightcrawler: Now all I've got to do is wax the X-Jet and my probation is history (eyes the X-Jet). Ohhh man!
This is gonna take alot of wax!

[After Beast announces his pick of students for an impromptu field trip to Redwood Forest.]
Iceman: Me? But my grades are improving!
Beast: Uh-huh. With the speed of a glacier. You, too, Evan.
Spyke: Aw, come on, teach! Can't I do my studying somewhere else! Like going to the park! There's green stuff there!
(Beast looms in on Spyke in a mock-threatening way, cornering him by the door.)
Spyke: ...do these forests have sidewalks?

[After Beast assigns the students to find five different types of rocks.]
Wolfsbane: Five samples. I guess a go getter like you will bring back ten.
Sunspot: Maybe twelve. You see, the first five are like a cake; the rest are like the icing. And I like icing.
Wolfsbane: I thought you were putting on a little weight.

[After Beast returns from his chaotic nightly rampage.]
Beast: I don't know what to say... I am so sorry about this.
Professor Xavier: Well, it was bound to happen.
Beast: What do you mean?
Professor Xavier: What was it the last time... You attended a drive-in movie, hidden in the bed of a pick-up truck?

[After Blob, lost on his first day in Bayville high, grabs Duncan.]
Blob: Hey, you! Where am I supposed to be?
Duncan: I don't know. How about a sideshow?

[After Boom-Boom barges into the bathroom without knocking, effectively interrupting Toad.]
Toad: Great! I take one shower a month, and still I get no privacy!

[After Cyclops, Spyke, Jean and Shadowcat recover Forge's projector.]
Cyclops: Step back. This is going to be messy.
Shadowcat: You know, I could just, like, phase through it and short it out quietly? [Cyclops and Spyke look at her blankly.] Oh, right. Forget I mentioned it. [to Jean] Like, what is it with guys and explosions anyway?

[After Dorian Leech suddenly causes all the power to go out, including mutant power.]
Cyclops: ...That kid! Somehow, he is nullifying all the energy around here. Including mutant powers.
Wolverine: [Wincing in pain] Yeah... how nice.

[After Nightcrawler teleports between Cyclops and Rogue in the middle of rehearsal.]
Nightcrawler: Whoa! Er... Tender moment here? Sorry to interrupt.
Rogue: I swear, he's like a... an annoying little brother!

[After Nightcrawler teleports upside-down, but attains reception on the pocket television he is carrying.]
Nightcrawler: Oh, man! I'm trapped here!

[After Rogue accidentally knocks Kurt out and flees the scene, leaving Shadowcat alone with him.]
Shadowcat: Say something, Kurt! Please! Tease me, scare me, anything! Please...don't be dead... Come on, Kitty... okay, what would Wolverine do? I mean, besides dice up, like, half the landscape...

[After Rogue dangles Gambit halfway out of the train with an iron bar.]
Rogue: I don't like getting pushed in any direction. Got it?
Gambit: Point taken. Now here's mine: Pull me in, or I blow this boxcar off the tracks.
(Rogue finally takes back the bar and pulls Gambit in.)
Rogue: You're just crazy enough to do it.
Gambit: We do what we have to, right cherie?

[After Sunspot finishes covering the X-Jet in an ample amount of branches.]
Wolfsbane: It was plenty camouflaged!
Sunspot: A few more branches couldn't hurt.
Wolfsbane: I smell overachiever issues.

[After the Brotherhood manages to bury Magneto under debris.]
Toad: Did we win?
Quicksilver: Don't you ever learn?
Toad: Oh, that's right. We never win.