Ugly Betty quotes

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Wilhelmina: Fabia? That little Euro-Wench is getting married?
Marc: And she got Elton John to sing for the wedding. He's re-written "Candle In the Wind" just for her.
Wilhelmina: What? He was re-writing "Candle in the Wind" for me!
Marc: Ugh. Give that queen twenty-bucks and she'll re-write it for anybody.
Wilhelmina: Get Fabia over here. Wedding Summit '07 is on!

Wilhelmina: I hate it when she's smiles. It's so... metallic. but holes eat dirt

Wilhelmina: It looks like that skiing accident has done you a world of good... Alex Meade.
Alexis Meade: Alexis, darling. It's Alexis now.

Wilhelmina: Poor people are so cheap.

Wilhelmina: She swam the English Channel in a leather bikini. We already have the title: The Daredevil Wears Prada.

Wilhelmina: That is the absolute cruelest thing I've ever seen... someone's getting a raise!

Wilhelmina: Your boyfriend fakes his death and comes back as a very big girl. There really isn't a card for that.

Wilhemina [to a taxi driver]: What'd you drive in the old country -- a goat?
Taxi Driver: I do not have to drive nasty person.
Wilhelmina: Fine, leave him [Marc] here.
Taxi Driver: No, YOU. OUT!

Wilhemina: Ted took me to a mall. I shopped next to fat people!

Wilhlemina: Marc! I need your eyes! You must be my seeing-eye gay!

[Amanda pretends to be Betty.]
Vincent Bianchi: I'm not that stupid. She's never been within ten feet of a hero sandwich in her life.

[Betty brings Daniel a rock from Mexico.]
Betty: It's supposed to be mystical. The old man who sold it to me said it would help you on your journey to enlightenment. Or with cramps. My Spanish really sucks.

[Daniel wakes up in Betty's bed.]
Daniel: And... where did you sleep?
Betty: In your arms!
Daniel: What?
Betty: Just kidding! On the couch, downstairs.
Daniel: Ah... good. I mean... uh... thanks.

[Daniel, having lunch with Claire, takes away her glass of wine. Claire orders Veal Marsala.]
Daniel The alcohol burns off.
Claire: So give me back the glass and set fire to me when I'm done.

[Hilda and Gina engage in a catfight. Hilda pulls out Gina's weave.]
Gina: You're payin' for this!
Hilda: I guess we owe you $4000... and 50 cents.