Ugly Betty quotes
151 total quotesWilhelmina: Fabia? That little Euro-Wench is getting married?
Marc: And she got Elton John to sing for the wedding. He's re-written "Candle In the Wind" just for her.
Wilhelmina: What? He was re-writing "Candle in the Wind" for me!
Marc: Ugh. Give that queen twenty-bucks and she'll re-write it for anybody.
Wilhelmina: Get Fabia over here. Wedding Summit '07 is on!
Marc: And she got Elton John to sing for the wedding. He's re-written "Candle In the Wind" just for her.
Wilhelmina: What? He was re-writing "Candle in the Wind" for me!
Marc: Ugh. Give that queen twenty-bucks and she'll re-write it for anybody.
Wilhelmina: Get Fabia over here. Wedding Summit '07 is on!
Wilhelmina: I hate it when she's smiles. It's so... metallic. but holes eat dirt
Wilhelmina: It looks like that skiing accident has done you a world of good... Alex Meade.
Alexis Meade: Alexis, darling. It's Alexis now.
Alexis Meade: Alexis, darling. It's Alexis now.
Wilhelmina: She swam the English Channel in a leather bikini. We already have the title: The Daredevil Wears Prada.
Wilhelmina: That is the absolute cruelest thing I've ever seen... someone's getting a raise!
Wilhelmina: Your boyfriend fakes his death and comes back as a very big girl. There really isn't a card for that.
Wilhemina [to a taxi driver]: What'd you drive in the old country -- a goat?
Taxi Driver: I do not have to drive nasty person.
Wilhelmina: Fine, leave him [Marc] here.
Taxi Driver: No, YOU. OUT!
Taxi Driver: I do not have to drive nasty person.
Wilhelmina: Fine, leave him [Marc] here.
Taxi Driver: No, YOU. OUT!
[Amanda pretends to be Betty.]
Vincent Bianchi: I'm not that stupid. She's never been within ten feet of a hero sandwich in her life.
Vincent Bianchi: I'm not that stupid. She's never been within ten feet of a hero sandwich in her life.
[Betty brings Daniel a rock from Mexico.]
Betty: It's supposed to be mystical. The old man who sold it to me said it would help you on your journey to enlightenment. Or with cramps. My Spanish really sucks.
Betty: It's supposed to be mystical. The old man who sold it to me said it would help you on your journey to enlightenment. Or with cramps. My Spanish really sucks.
[Daniel wakes up in Betty's bed.]
Daniel: And... where did you sleep?
Betty: In your arms!
Daniel: What?
Betty: Just kidding! On the couch, downstairs.
Daniel: Ah... good. I mean... uh... thanks.
Daniel: And... where did you sleep?
Betty: In your arms!
Daniel: What?
Betty: Just kidding! On the couch, downstairs.
Daniel: Ah... good. I mean... uh... thanks.
[Daniel, having lunch with Claire, takes away her glass of wine. Claire orders Veal Marsala.]
Daniel The alcohol burns off.
Claire: So give me back the glass and set fire to me when I'm done.
Daniel The alcohol burns off.
Claire: So give me back the glass and set fire to me when I'm done.
[Hilda and Gina engage in a catfight. Hilda pulls out Gina's weave.]
Gina: You're payin' for this!
Hilda: I guess we owe you $4000... and 50 cents.
Gina: You're payin' for this!
Hilda: I guess we owe you $4000... and 50 cents.