The O.C. quotes
413 total quotesSummer: I cannot believe what Chirac said to the Farmers' Union. You go, Jacques!
Summer: Party at Caleb's. That sounds awesome. Maybe a little shuffleboard, a little bingo?
Summer: Shouldn't you be at the hospital?
Marissa: Uh, whatever. It's just Caleb. Ryan said he'll be fine. Besides he's like a... a cockroach, you know. He'll outlive us all.
Marissa: Uh, whatever. It's just Caleb. Ryan said he'll be fine. Besides he's like a... a cockroach, you know. He'll outlive us all.
Summer: Well my therapist said the best thing I can do to move on in my life, is to divest myself of Seth's material possessions. [Kirsten looks confused] I've got to dump off a bunch of his crap.
Summer: What do you want from me, Cohen?
Seth: I just want you.
Summer: No, you don't. You had me. You had me at Chrismukkah in a freakin' Wonderwoman costume and you chose Anna. You had me three months ago and you left.
Seth: I want to make that up to you.
Summer: It has nothing to do with me. It's about you. And it is always about you. What you need and what you want. You know, it seems you only want me when you can't have me. You like the chase, and that's all. So you know what? You can have it.
Seth: I just want you.
Summer: No, you don't. You had me. You had me at Chrismukkah in a freakin' Wonderwoman costume and you chose Anna. You had me three months ago and you left.
Seth: I want to make that up to you.
Summer: It has nothing to do with me. It's about you. And it is always about you. What you need and what you want. You know, it seems you only want me when you can't have me. You like the chase, and that's all. So you know what? You can have it.
Summer: You guys bringing back the comic book?
Seth and Zach: No! No. Goodness gracious no!
Seth: It's a graphic novel. It's totally different.
Seth and Zach: No! No. Goodness gracious no!
Seth: It's a graphic novel. It's totally different.
Summer: You know, I really thought things were gonna be different this time. But you haven't changed at all. You've found new and even more public ways of disappointing me.
Summer: You've gotta go, like, Ice-Man on her ass, see how she likes it.
Seth: Wow, was that your first X-Men reference?
Summer: Top Gun.
Seth: Top Gun. Hey, that's one of the greatest love stories of our time.
Seth: Wow, was that your first X-Men reference?
Summer: Top Gun.
Seth: Top Gun. Hey, that's one of the greatest love stories of our time.
Theresa: The only reason you stayed was because of this baby. And now there isn't a baby.
Ryan: You don't want me to come home.
Theresa: You don't want to come home.
Ryan: You don't want me to come home.
Theresa: You don't want to come home.
Trey: Jess turned out a little crazier than I expected.
Ryan: Really? That's a surprise, considering you met her face down in a pool.
Ryan: Really? That's a surprise, considering you met her face down in a pool.
Trey: Just ah, something I picked up in prison.
Seth: Ah yeah, the old scallion and chiv omelet. I've seen Lock Up. Stallone's finest work since Over the Top.
Trey: Stallone, huh? Eh, I'm more of a Van Damme fan.
Ryan: What, are you kidding me? Seagal, man.
Seth: Yeah, a divided house cannot eat. Now we all gotta get together between a single action hero.
Seth: Ah yeah, the old scallion and chiv omelet. I've seen Lock Up. Stallone's finest work since Over the Top.
Trey: Stallone, huh? Eh, I'm more of a Van Damme fan.
Ryan: What, are you kidding me? Seagal, man.
Seth: Yeah, a divided house cannot eat. Now we all gotta get together between a single action hero.
Zach: Have you seen the infomercials for Girls Gone Wild? Because this is exactly how they begin.