The O.C. quotes
413 total quotesSeth: You and Julie Cooper trapped on a boat, huh?
Ryan: Yeah.
Seth: Can't wait to see how that one goes.
Ryan: I don't really have a choice, since she's my girlfriend.
Seth: What? Girlfriend? I thought that you didn't do girlfriends. I mean you did 'em, but you know what I'm saying.
Ryan: Yeah.
Seth: Can't wait to see how that one goes.
Ryan: I don't really have a choice, since she's my girlfriend.
Seth: What? Girlfriend? I thought that you didn't do girlfriends. I mean you did 'em, but you know what I'm saying.
Seth: You ate my toast, Summer.
Summer: I like crusts, Seth.
Seth: Face it. Our chemistry is undeniable.
Summer: You know what else is undeniable?
Seth: What?
Summer: The pain this fork is gonna cause when I jam it into your eye. I suffer from rage blackouts.
Summer: I like crusts, Seth.
Seth: Face it. Our chemistry is undeniable.
Summer: You know what else is undeniable?
Seth: What?
Summer: The pain this fork is gonna cause when I jam it into your eye. I suffer from rage blackouts.
Seth: You guys really wouldn't hurt me. Because that would be so clichéd. [they pick him up] Oh, I guess you're fans of the cliché.
Seth: You'll see. You'll see too. You'll all see.
Ryan: You're really starting to scare me.
Seth: I'm okay with that.
Ryan: You're really starting to scare me.
Seth: I'm okay with that.
Summer: Get away from him, whore!
Seth: Hey hey hey! She's not a whore. She goes to UNLV.
Summer: Oh, I'm sorry. Skank.
Seth: Hey hey hey! She's not a whore. She goes to UNLV.
Summer: Oh, I'm sorry. Skank.
Summer: I do not like Seth Cohen. I mean, I can't like Seth Cohen. He's, like, Seth Cohen!
Summer: I'm busy. Studying. Naked.
Seth: [outside the door] Is that supposed to keep me away?
Summer: Cohen? You're at my house!
Seth: And you're dressed. I wonder who's more disappointed.
Seth: Okay, listen. Summer, it's not like now that me and Anna broke up I'm now choosing you. Okay? Because the whole reason that we broke up is because for me it's always been you, Summer. It's always been you. I've tried to fight it and I've tried to deny it. And I can't do it. I can't. You're undeniable.
Seth: [outside the door] Is that supposed to keep me away?
Summer: Cohen? You're at my house!
Seth: And you're dressed. I wonder who's more disappointed.
Seth: Okay, listen. Summer, it's not like now that me and Anna broke up I'm now choosing you. Okay? Because the whole reason that we broke up is because for me it's always been you, Summer. It's always been you. I've tried to fight it and I've tried to deny it. And I can't do it. I can't. You're undeniable.
Summer: I'm gonna study this thing so hard I'm even gonna out-Jew you. [opens the Haggadah]
Seth: You're reading it backwards.
Seth: You're reading it backwards.
Summer: Mostly we talk about me.
Seth: You?
Summer: Yeah, you know. It's like our common interest.
Seth: You?
Summer: Yeah, you know. It's like our common interest.
Summer: My Dad says chins are the new nose.
Anna: So did Picasso.
Summer: Really? What hospital does he work for? Kidding! I'm not that dumb, just shallow!
Anna: So did Picasso.
Summer: Really? What hospital does he work for? Kidding! I'm not that dumb, just shallow!
Summer: Still hasn't called you back? He was in lockup. Maybe he's into dudes now.