The O.C. quotes
413 total quotesTheresa: I can't impose on Seth's parents forever.
Seth: Sure you can. I intend to.
Seth: Sure you can. I intend to.
Theresa: Mom, don't ask her to cook. [to Marissa] I'm sure she has maids for that.
Theresa: The only reason you stayed was because of this baby. And now there isn't a baby.
Ryan: You don't want me to come home.
Theresa: You don't want to come home.
Ryan: You don't want me to come home.
Theresa: You don't want to come home.
Trey: Jess turned out a little crazier than I expected.
Ryan: Really? That's a surprise, considering you met her face down in a pool.
Ryan: Really? That's a surprise, considering you met her face down in a pool.
Trey: Just ah, something I picked up in prison.
Seth: Ah yeah, the old scallion and chiv omelet. I've seen Lock Up. Stallone's finest work since Over the Top.
Trey: Stallone, huh? Eh, I'm more of a Van Damme fan.
Ryan: What, are you kidding me? Seagal, man.
Seth: Yeah, a divided house cannot eat. Now we all gotta get together between a single action hero.
Seth: Ah yeah, the old scallion and chiv omelet. I've seen Lock Up. Stallone's finest work since Over the Top.
Trey: Stallone, huh? Eh, I'm more of a Van Damme fan.
Ryan: What, are you kidding me? Seagal, man.
Seth: Yeah, a divided house cannot eat. Now we all gotta get together between a single action hero.
Volchok: I asked you for clothes, not opinions. You chicks and your opinions, man.
Zach: Have you seen the infomercials for Girls Gone Wild? Because this is exactly how they begin.
Zach: I get it. You guys are just one of those couples. Even when you're not being a couple, you'll always be a couple. You're Joanie and Chachi, Luke and Leia.
Seth: Luke and Leia were brother and sister.
Zach: Yeah, well, may the Force be with you.
Seth: Luke and Leia were brother and sister.
Zach: Yeah, well, may the Force be with you.
Zach: You should just focus on the good stuff in your life. Like school.. or... comics. Yeah, I got nothing.
[At Ryans goodbye dinner.]
Sandy: Honey, this homemade pah tai is delicious, keep cooking like this we'll save a bundle on takeout.
Kirsten: Oh thank you. I hope everybody likes it, i used tofu instead of shrimp.
Marissa: Its fine by me, i think I've kinda gone off of seafood for a while.
Sandy: I for one I love the tofu, tofuna, tofurkey, tobagel with cream tocheese. (Looks around) Too much.
Seth: It was a valiant effort.
Sandy: Honey, this homemade pah tai is delicious, keep cooking like this we'll save a bundle on takeout.
Kirsten: Oh thank you. I hope everybody likes it, i used tofu instead of shrimp.
Marissa: Its fine by me, i think I've kinda gone off of seafood for a while.
Sandy: I for one I love the tofu, tofuna, tofurkey, tobagel with cream tocheese. (Looks around) Too much.
Seth: It was a valiant effort.
[Kirsten puts roses in the trash compactor.]
Seth: Looks like I'm not the only one at odds with the universe.
Seth: Looks like I'm not the only one at odds with the universe.
[Phone rings]
Marissa: Hello mother. No, I'm not coming home, okay? Bye.
Julie: Please, do not... [Marissa hangs up] She's such a little me.
Marissa: Hello mother. No, I'm not coming home, okay? Bye.
Julie: Please, do not... [Marissa hangs up] She's such a little me.
[Ryan and Seth come into the kitchen for breakfast.]
Ryan: Where's all the cereal?
Kirsten: Oh, I guess we're out.
Seth: There's no bagels either.
Kirsten: I thought we'd try something new.
Seth: Mom, listen to me. I know this whole "Cooking with Kirsten" thing is helping you keep focused. But you can not preempt a man's regularly scheduled breakfast. It is a sacred routine.
Ryan: Where's all the cereal?
Kirsten: Oh, I guess we're out.
Seth: There's no bagels either.
Kirsten: I thought we'd try something new.
Seth: Mom, listen to me. I know this whole "Cooking with Kirsten" thing is helping you keep focused. But you can not preempt a man's regularly scheduled breakfast. It is a sacred routine.
[Ryan and Seth crawl through the duct system.]
Seth: Hey, Ryan, what did I tell you? Isn't this great? It's like Goonies meets Die Hard by way of Mission Impossible. With, I think, a... slight hint of National Treasure thrown in.
Seth: Hey, Ryan, what did I tell you? Isn't this great? It's like Goonies meets Die Hard by way of Mission Impossible. With, I think, a... slight hint of National Treasure thrown in.