Dorothy: $5000...we don't have that kind of money!
IRS Auditor: Uncle Sam doesn't like to hear that.
Dorothy: Aunt Dorothy doesn't enjoy saying it!
IRS Auditor: I expect you each to cough up $2500 in 30 days.
Dorothy: What if we can't!
IRS Auditor: We'll just have to put a lien on your bank accounts, your property, and your salaries, and if THAT doesn't work, we'll just have to incarcerate you.
Stan: Oh my God. We're going to jail! [breaks down in tears]
Dorothy: That's right Stanley, and please, let me know where you and Bubba register for your china. [slaps him on the back and storms out]
IRS Auditor: Uncle Sam doesn't like to hear that.
Dorothy: Aunt Dorothy doesn't enjoy saying it!
IRS Auditor: I expect you each to cough up $2500 in 30 days.
Dorothy: What if we can't!
IRS Auditor: We'll just have to put a lien on your bank accounts, your property, and your salaries, and if THAT doesn't work, we'll just have to incarcerate you.
Stan: Oh my God. We're going to jail! [breaks down in tears]
Dorothy: That's right Stanley, and please, let me know where you and Bubba register for your china. [slaps him on the back and storms out]
Dorothy : $5000...we don't have that kind of money!
IRS Auditor : Uncle Sam doesn't like to hear that.
Dorothy : Aunt Dorothy doesn't enjoy saying it!
IRS Auditor : I expect you each to cough up $2500 in 30 days.
Dorothy : What if we can't!
IRS Auditor : We'll just have to put a lien on your bank accounts, your property, and your salaries, and if THAT doesn't work, we'll just have to incarcerate you.
Stan : Oh my God. We're going to jail! [breaks down in tears]
Dorothy : That's right Stanley, and please, let me know where you and Bubba register for your china. [slaps him on the back and storms out]
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