Murdock is laying on the tracks to hear if the train comes.
Murdock: No. No, I don't hear nothing.
Murdock's horse nods.
Murdock: Are you sure?
Horse whinnies and Murdock listens again.
Murdock: Well, I don't hear nothing but if you're positive that..."
B.A. grabs Murdock.
B.A.: I'm warning you, I've had enough of you talking to your invisible friend.
Murdock points at his horse.
Murdock: Does he look invisible? You can't see HIM?
B.A.: Invisible or not, I don't want you talking nothing to nobody. Got that?
Murdock: Well, I'm sorry but I'm not the one with the bad attitude. When someone talks to me I feel obliged to respond in kind.
B.A.: It's not a somebody! It's a horse! And horses don't talk!
Murdock: (sings) A horse is a horse, of course and no one can talk to a horse, of course, unless of course (B.A. starts to strangle him) the horse, of course is the famous Mr. Ed.
Face: (on the radio) Murdock, any sign?
Murdock chokes on the radio.
Face: (into the radio) B.A., take your hand off Murdock's throat.
Murdock: Yeah! (into the radio) Ed says ...
B.A. grabs the radio.
B.A.: (into the radio) Ain't no train coming!
Face: (to Hannibal) Who's Ed?
Hannibal: Guess?
Murdock's horse whinnies and train is audible.
Murdock: (into the radio) Train coming, muchachos. And I ain't tellin' you who told us.

Murdock's got a plant which lives in B.A.'s van. Then the van gets stolen.
B.A.: Hey, man, he's taking my van!
Murdock: B.A., will you stop acting like a crybaby? ... Wait a minute. Wait a minute. The little guy's in the van. They've got my plant! He's been plantnapped. Oh, they'll probably cut off a leave and send it to me to prove they've got him.
Season 3