The A Team quotes
54 total quotesColonel Decker: (on bullhorn) It's over, Smith. You lost.
Hannibal: And I was having such a nice day.
Face: Don't worry, he'll give us a minute like he always does.
Colonel Decker: (on bullhorn) You have thirty seconds to give up your weapons before we open fire.
Hannibal: Got to give the man credit. He's learning.
Hannibal: And I was having such a nice day.
Face: Don't worry, he'll give us a minute like he always does.
Colonel Decker: (on bullhorn) You have thirty seconds to give up your weapons before we open fire.
Hannibal: Got to give the man credit. He's learning.
Crazy Tommy T: (to Face) Talk to me or I'll have Jilly here use your head for an anvil.
Crazy Tommy T: You don't know you are messing with.
Hannibal: Oh, yeah! I do. You're the king cockroach around here. Now, we can do this the hard way or the easy way. In about a minute, I and my three friends are gonna unleash on you your worst nightmare. You're gonna wish the earth opened up underneath your feet and swallowed you whole.
Crazy Tommy T: What's the easy way?
Hannibal: Oh, that was the easy way.
Hannibal: Oh, yeah! I do. You're the king cockroach around here. Now, we can do this the hard way or the easy way. In about a minute, I and my three friends are gonna unleash on you your worst nightmare. You're gonna wish the earth opened up underneath your feet and swallowed you whole.
Crazy Tommy T: What's the easy way?
Hannibal: Oh, that was the easy way.
Face: Look Hannibal, there's about a hundred reasons why I hate this plan of yours, but my biggest objection, even bigger than my objection to letting someone else drive my 'vette, my biggest objection is sending the Golden Age of Television here to back up Tawnia while she's trying to scam a piece of scuzzy luggage like Harnett.
Murdock: Thanks for the support, O facial one.
Murdock: Thanks for the support, O facial one.
Face: You don't have a plan, do you?
Hannibal: Of course I have a plan. But it's a secret.
Hannibal: Of course I have a plan. But it's a secret.
Hannibal: (to Prince) If you don't take your hand off of me, your family will wear black.
Hannibal: Are these the only guys in the van, Murdock?
Murdock: Yes, Sir. I checked for invisibles but they didn't have any with them.
Murdock: Yes, Sir. I checked for invisibles but they didn't have any with them.
Hannibal: If you lean on the Mayers once more you're gonna be shopping for some new kneecaps.
Murdock: (sings) I'm an old cowhand From Rio Grande and I learned to ride before I learned to stand.
B.A.: You don't shut up I'll knock you off that horse!
B.A.: You don't shut up I'll knock you off that horse!
Murdock: Hi, I'm Dr. Vern, veterinarian. And this (holds his hand up where is a sock) is my talking dog, Socki. Wuff!
B.A.: And this is my talkin' fist. Its name is Knock-Out. Do you wanna hear Knock-Out speak?
Murdock: No.
B.A.: And this is my talkin' fist. Its name is Knock-Out. Do you wanna hear Knock-Out speak?
Murdock: No.
Prince: (referring to Face who pretends to be a guy called Jerry) Jones, Garcia, why don't you show Jerry here what a nice street we got outside? Just make sure when he lands he don't hit my new car.
Vanatta: What are you gonna do with us?
Face: Well, we were thinking maybe we'd tie you to a tree and leave you for the lions. They like a little snack at night.
Murdock: Yeah, the get the munchies, right after Carson.
Hannibal: Could try the old Indian trick.
Face: Stake 'em out over an anthill?
Hannibal: I've always liked it.
Face: Uh, I don't know. I'm not sure how I'd get the ants to go for these two.
Murdock: Oh, that's easy. Just stick an ice-cream con right in their pocket.
Vanatta: You guys are crazy.
Hannibal: Oh, he's crazy. We're just bad-tempered. Okay, start walking.
Vanatta: What, you are letting us go?
Hannibal: For now.
Vanatta: We'll never make it back on foot.
Hannibal: Try it on your hands and knees.
Face: Well, we were thinking maybe we'd tie you to a tree and leave you for the lions. They like a little snack at night.
Murdock: Yeah, the get the munchies, right after Carson.
Hannibal: Could try the old Indian trick.
Face: Stake 'em out over an anthill?
Hannibal: I've always liked it.
Face: Uh, I don't know. I'm not sure how I'd get the ants to go for these two.
Murdock: Oh, that's easy. Just stick an ice-cream con right in their pocket.
Vanatta: You guys are crazy.
Hannibal: Oh, he's crazy. We're just bad-tempered. Okay, start walking.
Vanatta: What, you are letting us go?
Hannibal: For now.
Vanatta: We'll never make it back on foot.
Hannibal: Try it on your hands and knees.
After the A-Team freed some wild mustangs.
Murdock: Once again, the misterious Rider of the Range deals another triumphant blow for the rights of the oppressed.
Face: (to a man) Don't ask.
Man: I wasn't going to.
Murdock: Once again, the misterious Rider of the Range deals another triumphant blow for the rights of the oppressed.
Face: (to a man) Don't ask.
Man: I wasn't going to.
Face calls Hannibal.
Hannibal: Tomy Tillis? Crazy Tommy T?
Face: That's right. Crazy Tommy T. A guy like that that has mob connections out that wazoo, you know what I mean?
Hannibal: Yeah, but the question is, what's he got to do with Denham? And why put the pressure on Mickey to keep from putting his high-rise up?
Face: Whatever the reason, Hannibal. I don't think we wanna get in this guy's way. Crazy Tommy T hits a wall head on and there's nothing left but a pile of bricks.
Hannibal: Well, as soon as B.A. finishes paying off the crew, I'll take him and Murdock and I'll scout Denham. Now, you stick with Tillis. See what else you can find out.
Face: Stick with Tillis? Hannibal, I didn't plan on making a career out of this. You know, I'm in my Vette. Not exactly the most inconspicuous car to do a tail job in.
Hannibal: That'll work for you. He'd never think that anybody could be crazy enough to follow him with a car as flushy as that.
Face: You don't believe that?
Hannibal: No, but thought you'd feel better. Bye.
Hannibal: Tomy Tillis? Crazy Tommy T?
Face: That's right. Crazy Tommy T. A guy like that that has mob connections out that wazoo, you know what I mean?
Hannibal: Yeah, but the question is, what's he got to do with Denham? And why put the pressure on Mickey to keep from putting his high-rise up?
Face: Whatever the reason, Hannibal. I don't think we wanna get in this guy's way. Crazy Tommy T hits a wall head on and there's nothing left but a pile of bricks.
Hannibal: Well, as soon as B.A. finishes paying off the crew, I'll take him and Murdock and I'll scout Denham. Now, you stick with Tillis. See what else you can find out.
Face: Stick with Tillis? Hannibal, I didn't plan on making a career out of this. You know, I'm in my Vette. Not exactly the most inconspicuous car to do a tail job in.
Hannibal: That'll work for you. He'd never think that anybody could be crazy enough to follow him with a car as flushy as that.
Face: You don't believe that?
Hannibal: No, but thought you'd feel better. Bye.