The A Team quotes
54 total quotesHannibal: (to Prince) If you don't take your hand off of me, your family will wear black.
Hannibal: Are these the only guys in the van, Murdock?
Murdock: Yes, Sir. I checked for invisibles but they didn't have any with them.
Murdock: Yes, Sir. I checked for invisibles but they didn't have any with them.
Hannibal: If you lean on the Mayers once more you're gonna be shopping for some new kneecaps.
Hannibal: Murdock, B.A., take the right. Face, stay with me.
Face: Uh, Hannibal, if we're gonna fight, I'd really prefer to be teamed with B.A.
Murdock: Me too.
Hannibal: Are you guys saying you don't want to team up with me?
Face & Murdock: Yes!
Hannibal: Why?
B.A.: I'll tell you why. Because when you're on the jazz man, you're dangerous!
Face: Uh, Hannibal, if we're gonna fight, I'd really prefer to be teamed with B.A.
Murdock: Me too.
Hannibal: Are you guys saying you don't want to team up with me?
Face & Murdock: Yes!
Hannibal: Why?
B.A.: I'll tell you why. Because when you're on the jazz man, you're dangerous!
Martin James: The Lord shall test them! They shall walk through the valley of his wrath.
Hannibal: Now you're beginning to walk through the valley of my wrath, Preacher.
Hannibal: Now you're beginning to walk through the valley of my wrath, Preacher.
Murdock (French accent): Orange juice, please. Shaken, not stirred. And I'd like a bottle of Dom Perignon '75.
Bartender: My apologies monsieur but we are temporarily out of stock. Will '78 suffice?
Murdock: Well I don't see why not.
Face (to Murdock using a earpiece): I'll tell you why not, because '78 is an abomination. Try '71.
Murdock: Except, I wouldn't wash my car with it. Try '71.
Bartender: My apologies monsieur but we are temporarily out of stock. Will '78 suffice?
Murdock: Well I don't see why not.
Face (to Murdock using a earpiece): I'll tell you why not, because '78 is an abomination. Try '71.
Murdock: Except, I wouldn't wash my car with it. Try '71.
Murdock: (from inside padded cell) TRAAAAASH BAGS! I want TRAAAAASH BAGS! I want 'em! I want 'em!!
Psychiatrist: (To guard) Do we have any trashbags? Maybe he'll put his head inside and suffocate.
Psychiatrist: (To guard) Do we have any trashbags? Maybe he'll put his head inside and suffocate.
Murdock: (sings) Did you ever see a hearse go by and think that someday you'd surely die. They put you in a little box and cover you over with dirt and rocks.
Murdock: (sings) I'm an old cowhand From Rio Grande and I learned to ride before I learned to stand.
B.A.: You don't shut up I'll knock you off that horse!
B.A.: You don't shut up I'll knock you off that horse!
Murdock: [sings] I'm a lumberjack, I'm ok. Sleep all night and then work all day. Wear my clothes just once a year. Smells real bad but I don't care. I'm a lumberjack, that's a fact.
Murdock: Hi, I'm Dr. Vern, veterinarian. And this (holds his hand up where is a sock) is my talking dog, Socki. Wuff!
B.A.: And this is my talkin' fist. Its name is Knock-Out. Do you wanna hear Knock-Out speak?
Murdock: No.
B.A.: And this is my talkin' fist. Its name is Knock-Out. Do you wanna hear Knock-Out speak?
Murdock: No.
Murdock: I'm surprised the surgeon general let me out.
Face: He didn't. I did. I had to bring your Uncle Deke into town.
Murdock: How is Uncle Deke?
Face: You don't have an Uncle Deke.
Murdock: I'm sorry to hear that. I was beginning to like him.
Face: No, you hated him. He used to beat you.
Murdock: That creep!
Face: He didn't. I did. I had to bring your Uncle Deke into town.
Murdock: How is Uncle Deke?
Face: You don't have an Uncle Deke.
Murdock: I'm sorry to hear that. I was beginning to like him.
Face: No, you hated him. He used to beat you.
Murdock: That creep!
Murdock: Oh wow! You went to Hamburger Heaven! Home of Captain Bellybuster, America's Hero. Did ya get me a Bellybustin' Surprise Pack Hannibal, didja didja didja?
Hannibal: Ah, sorry Murdock. But...with 6 Tummy Tingler malts, look what you get free!
Murdock: A Captain Bellybuster cap! Out of the Blue I'm coming at you. Super Nutritious and Super Delicious!
Season 2
Hannibal: Ah, sorry Murdock. But...with 6 Tummy Tingler malts, look what you get free!
Murdock: A Captain Bellybuster cap! Out of the Blue I'm coming at you. Super Nutritious and Super Delicious!
Season 2
Murdock: TRAAAAAASH BAGS! I want TRAAAAAASH BAGS! (gets one and stops shouting)
Psychiatrist: We give him one, and he shuts up for a couple of hours.
Face: Hmmm. Interesting. If I could talk to him, I might be able to determine if it's a genuine neurotic fixation or if our boy is trying to section eight his way into the soft walls of a prison psych ward.
Psychiatrist: I sure would appreciate that. None of us can get any sleep around here.
Psychiatrist: We give him one, and he shuts up for a couple of hours.
Face: Hmmm. Interesting. If I could talk to him, I might be able to determine if it's a genuine neurotic fixation or if our boy is trying to section eight his way into the soft walls of a prison psych ward.
Psychiatrist: I sure would appreciate that. None of us can get any sleep around here.