Oz quotes

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Torquemada: I have a little confession. You see, I'm a virgin. I've never had sex with man, woman, fish, or fowl.

Torquemada: Miguel Alvarez. I hear you're the man to know.
Alvarez: Whoever told you that was an idiot.

Warden Glynn: The librarian will no longer be available between the hours of 2 and 4 p.m.
Alvarez: That's because she's gonna be with me.

Wick: (on the medical testing) Other than the lice, I feel great. Thinking maybe I'm one of the five that got the placebo. (Slumps over and dies)

Winthrope: How the mighty hath fallen.
Guenzel: Fuck you faggot.
Schillinger: GUENZEL!
Guenzel: Oh, hi Vern. Your buddies in Emerald City send their regards.
Schillinger: SHUT UP!
Guenzel: But I was just.... [gets bitch-slapped]
Schillinger: Speak when you're spoken to!
[The Aryans drag Guenzel into a broom closet]
Winthrope: Sir. May I watch?
Schillinger: If you don't, how will you ever learn. .

Wittlesey: There's something in the air. And it ain't love.

Yood: (after knocking Howell down a flight of stairs) Maybe I got lucky and she's dead.

Yood: Don't take any wooden nickels.

Zanghi: Chucky, are you afraid of dying?
Pancamo: No.
Officer Howell: (knocking on cell door) What the fuck you doing with a cigarette, Pancamo?
Pancamo: Smoking it.
Officer Howell: Put it out, now! Or I'm coming in there.
Pancamo: Now, her I'm afraid of.