Schillinger:I need to believe in something.Something besides Hate

Shirley: (looking around her new cell) How comfy.

Shirley: (the morning of her execution) Woke up with a crick in my neck. Must've slept wrong.
Moses: Maybe stress.
Shirley: In any case, the hangin'll take care of the crick.

Shirley: She was cheating on you?
Moses: Yeah. With her husband.
Shirley: They were married?
Moses: Bitch told me they was through. I don't fuck with another man's wife! I got principles.

Shirley: Show me your prick.
Richie: What?
Shirley: You show me your prick, and I'll show you my pussy.
Richie: I'm gay.
Shirley: I don't care if you're Portuguese. I don't want to die without ever seeing another prick again. Show me, please show me. (He does) Wow, you must've made some boy very, very happy.

Shirley: What's this thing between you and Vern? Every time he comes in here, you boys snarl at each other.
Richie: It's a long story.
Shirley: I've got no other appointments today.
Richie: That bastard is the reason I'm on Death Row. He and another Aryan creep killed a Russian. Told me if I don't confess to the murder they'd kill me.
Shirley: Death sentence either way.
Richie: Yeah.
Shirley: But if you know you're going to die, why not tell the truth?
Richie: The other one, Mark Mack, is already dead. Besides, why should the hacks listen to me now? I say Schillinger did it, they say prove it. I have no proof.
Shirley: Unless you say you did it together.
Richie: What?
Shirley: Lie. Tell them that you and Vern both killed the Russian.
Richie: How does that help me get off Death Row?
Shirley: It doesn't, hon. But it does ensure his ass will be up here in the cell next to yours. Just something to consider, Richie. Just something to consider.

Sister Pete: Do you like sex with men?
Keller: I like sex. Don't you?

Sister Pete: I couldn't wait for Ross to leave my office.
Case: Why? He make you nervous?
Sister Pete: That, and he had a terrible hygiene problem.

Sister Pete: The man's dying, Leo. I think in this case, ending his life would be a blessing.
Warden Glynn: But that's euthanasia. I thought your church was against euthanasia.
Sister Pete: My church is against a lot of things I'm not.

Sister Pete: Tim, we gotta talk.
McManus: About what?
Sister Pete: About sex.
McManus: Sister, you're insatiable.

Sister Pete: You said you wanted God to choose you but you thought it was too late? It's never too late. God finally did choose you, Chris. And He chose wisely.

Supreme Allah: Oz minus Keller and O'Reily equals justice.

Timmy Kirk: I want to become a Roman Catholic again.
Father Ray Mukada: No.
Timmy Kirk: What? You can't refuse me!
Father Ray Mukada: I sure as hell can.

Timmy Kirk: If you're not part of the solution, you're Satan's tool.

Torquemada: I don't want to fuck you. That would be too common. I want to be you, Miguel Alvarez.