Basketball Player: [after Charlie holds his motivational speech] Coach, what the hell are you talking about?

Binky Moore: The nerds love me.

Bus driver: This is Hollywood! Watch your step! Breaking your leg here does not bring you any luck!

Charlie Eppes: (Reffering to Marshall Penfeild) What the Hell is that son of a bitch doing here?

Charlie Eppes: [reading from the Manifesto] When biotechnology creates a marketplace where genetic material, who we are, can be bought and sold like a slave in the block, there is no freedom there.

Charlie Eppes: [showing his laptop monitor to David and Colby] Now, this is Professor Stanley Novich, and this is where the door to his lab used to be.
David Sinclair: What do you mean, "used to be"?
Charlie Eppes: I had one of my Dad's contractor friends bring in a crew last night. They drywalled his doorway, they painted it to match the wall. [sniggers]

Charlie Eppes: [To Amita when she is leaving, clearly upset] What, did I say something I shouldn't have?
Amita Ramanujan: I don't know, Charlie. It's just that my job is starting to feel like it's all about your job.

Charlie Eppes: [to Don] You and I have two very different world views, and that's fine. But now you're crossing into my world and making assumptions about how people like me can or should work.

Charlie Eppes: [watching the elevators] If we were to stand here for several hours ...
Alan Eppes: Saved by the bell!

Charlie Eppes: According to my instructor, in the event of a firefight my best course of action is to get into a fetal position and call for my mama.

Charlie Eppes: Agent Sinclair, you just happen to be talking to two card-carrying members of the North American Sundial Society.
David Sinclair: Let the good times roll.

Charlie Eppes: All right, Feigenbaum's online!
Nikki Betancourt: I'll get Don.
Charlie Eppes: What are they saying?
Amita Ramanujan: Okay. "I've got a surprise for you." "Funny, got one for you, too."
Don Eppes: You got a trace?
Charlie Eppes: Yeah, but they're probably bouncing around a hundred IPs. I mean, they'll be offline before we get a location.
Amita Ramanujan: "We should meet." "Ha ha. Touch my system and it will eat your young." Okay, that was Augie.
Don Eppes: Okay, so Feigenbaum wants to meet.
Charlie Eppes: Augie's rewriting his code.
Amita Ramanujan: Hey, you guys, wait. This is going to be over in a second.
Nikki Betancourt: Can we get a screenshot?
[Amita enters a series of commands]
Amita Ramanujan: Got it!

Charlie Eppes: All right, let's all sit down around a Ouija board and try to solve P vs. NP once and for all.

Charlie Eppes: Are we all so bad down here?
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Beauty and fragility of life on Earth, it takes my breath away.
Charlie Eppes: So what's your problem?
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: That I will habituate and lose the vision.

Charlie Eppes: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Colby Granger: No.