Numb3rs quotes
339 total quotesSecurity Guard: Excuse me, what are you doing?
Charlie Eppes: A simple experiment. It's a pendulum.
Security Guard: Sir, you and the pendulum need to leave.
Charlie Eppes: Okay ... it drew an ellipse.
Security Guard: Now.
Charlie Eppes: A simple experiment. It's a pendulum.
Security Guard: Sir, you and the pendulum need to leave.
Charlie Eppes: Okay ... it drew an ellipse.
Security Guard: Now.
Terry Lake: He's showing us what he's capable of.
Don Eppes: Well, now it's our turn.
Don Eppes: Well, now it's our turn.
Terry Lake: Some guys like women who can handcuff 'em.
Don Eppes: Can't blame 'em for that.
Don Eppes: Can't blame 'em for that.
Ugly Joe: [About three escapees from prison] Unless we hear reports about three badasses terrorizing the countryside in their underwear, count on a change of clothes, too.
Victor Borrego: You � you think I had something to do with this? Are you kidding?
Colby Granger: No, I got a whole 'nother kidding face.
Colby Granger: No, I got a whole 'nother kidding face.
William Bradford: Coffee?
Don Eppes: Ah, yeah. Er, no. Yeah, sure.
William Bradford: Maybe decaf.
Don Eppes: Ah, yeah. Er, no. Yeah, sure.
William Bradford: Maybe decaf.
William Bradford: You talk a lot about your work, but I want to go a little further. What else is in your life?
Don Eppes: Wha' ... that I'm a workaholic with commitment issues that has a hard time trusting people, isn't enough?
Don Eppes: Wha' ... that I'm a workaholic with commitment issues that has a hard time trusting people, isn't enough?
William Bradford: You want to feel better? Take a pill. You want to get right? Face the truth.
Charlie rambling about maths, Don looking slightly dazed.
Ian Edgerton: Anyone else following this?
Colby Granger: You just nodd your head and wait for the punchline.
Ian Edgerton: Anyone else following this?
Colby Granger: You just nodd your head and wait for the punchline.
[After giving Larry back his lucky T-shirt]
Charlie Eppes: You're rocketing into space, Larry. There's no downside in packing a lucky shirt.
Charlie Eppes: You're rocketing into space, Larry. There's no downside in packing a lucky shirt.
[Charlie is explaining something]
Marshell Pentfield: How do you not have your own show on PBS?
Marshell Pentfield: How do you not have your own show on PBS?
[Colby and David walk into a neighborhood being run by a criminal and everyone promptly goes into their homes]
Colby Granger: Everybody knows our name, but nobody's glad we came.
Colby Granger: Everybody knows our name, but nobody's glad we came.