Numb3rs quotes

339 total quotes


Nikki Betancourt: [about one of Charlie's analogies] So the snake sits around all day and gets fat?

Nikki Betancourt: [after David opened a secret vault] How'd you do that?
David Sinclair: I work for Batman.

Nikki Betancourt: [on lookout with Don] So we got our math, we got our eyes in the area, my boy Tom Petty says waiting is the hardest part.

Nikki Betancourt: [seeing David on the news about a missing magician] Agent Harry Potter, first on the scene!

Nikki Betancourt: [to Charlie about a game] So you're turning down free money, because you wanna punish me?

Oswald Kittner: Are the numbers supposed to be glowing at some point?
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: I have noticed that some expressions have a certain shimmering quality to them.

Oswald Kittner: I get shot at, and you guys respond to it by doing math?
Charlie Eppes: That's how we roll at CalSci.

Oswald Kittner: Unless there's a self-perpetuating element involved, like, er, nano-technology. Okay, you know when you stack up champagne glasses and fill them with champagne. You only pour the champagne into the top glass, and then it overflows to the others. It requires resources applied in one location, then it spreads.
Alan Eppes: Oh, good God, another one?

Otto Bahnoff: Mathematical Physics! Fun... so what's so important that you have to miss it?
Charlie Eppes: Ah, you know Amita and I have been offered visiting professorships at Cambridge. So we decided to move the wedding date up to today.
Otto Bahnoff: Ohohoh! [hugs Charlie]
Charlie Eppes: Thank you!
Otto Bahnoff: Ah, I wish I had a visiting professorship!

Piper St. John: Zombie with a gun, waiting for words that will never come!
Colby Granger: You mentioned that already. In the car, during processing and in the elevator.

Rapist: It's just sex, guys.
Colby Granger: We'll see how you feel when you become someone's cell block bitch.

Ray Galuski: No offense, but if you got to get a FBI bodyguard, why not get that hot one we worked with, Agent Reeves? Pretty sure she was diggin' me!
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: You know, actually, Ray � Agent Reeves � or Megan � and I, we're kind of involved.
Ray Galuski: [laughs] ... You're serious?
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Yeah, I am. And a little less incredulity on your part would be appreciated.
Ray Galuski: No, Larry, sorry. It's just that how often do women like that get involved with guys like us? Nice going!
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Okay, well � thank you!

Robin Brooks: You can be a real bastard sometimes.
Don Eppes: Yeah! My shrink said something like that!
Robin Brooks: This shrink � has he taught you how to say "I was wrong" yet?

Robin Brooks: [about Charlie] What are you gonna do about his bachelor party? The whole cliche Las Vegas stripper thing?
Don Eppes: No! I'm thinking like golf, cigars... maybe Laguna or Torrey Pines.
Robin Brooks: It's suppised to be his bachelor party, right? Not yours?
Don Eppes: Well, fine... we could take him to a Stephen Hawking seminar.

Ross Moore: Justice? Kid, you read too many comic books.