Numb3rs quotes

339 total quotes


Jane Karellen: "You weaponized my telescope!", I hope that's not a Fleinhardt metaphor.

John Buckley: [about their previous encounter] We had fun, didn't we? Oh, by the way, is that genius brother of yours still working with you?
Don Eppes: This three men, that hijacked that bus used your plan.
John Buckley: You don't think I'm in on this, do you? I'm doing seven to ten here. You think some crook is gonna take my share of 16 Mio. and put it in a cookie jar until I get out?

John Curtis: [about his last meal] There's no ketchup! They always forget the ketchup.

Koketsu Sensei: Where'd you study?
Megan Reeves: I teach Krav Maga at the Y.

Larry Fleinhardt: [challenging Charlie to a game of air hockey] My physics versus your geometry.

Larry Fleinhardt: In ancient india beards were held with such reverence, that they could be cut off and used as a form of payment.
Alan Eppes: That's alright, you can stay for free.

Larry Fleinhardt: My predilection to white food is not pathological ...

Larry Fleinhardt: [turning up from under a tent in Charlie's garage] Hello Charles.
Charlie Eppes: Larry? What are you doing here?
Larry Fleinhardt: Ah well, given the general detritus, the tent... i'd say the answer is fairly obvious. I've been squatting.

Liz Warner: Look at you, back in Narc training you didn't even drink and now you're the drug prince of L.A.!
Cam: Why do you think we never hooked up back then?
Liz Warner: I d... you were married!

Liz Warner: Okay, so you're thinking if Ferraro and Porter are trained to act in a certain way, we'll be able to predict what their next move will be?
Colby Granger: Yeah. Maybe Charlie will be able to slap it into one of those algorithmic, geo-profiling, hot-zone hot-pocket deals.
Don Eppes: Put it just like that when you ask him.

Liz Warner: [after getting shot at through their car] I wanna get my hands on that guy.
Colby Granger: Never mind that guy. I wanna get that gun.

Liz Warner: [showing Don the picture of a suspect] I already ran Hitchcock here through Quantico, nothing yet.

Lt. Gary Walker: I tried something a little unorthodox. I consulted a mathematician.

Lt. Gary Walker: I've gotten used to not understanding what the hell you're talking about.
Charlie Eppes: It's great to see you too, Lieutenant.

Lt. Gary Walker: Scotch always tastes better if someone else is buying.